Bye Bye.....
Dear readers....
I said that I have something to annouce today.....Everything is confirm already.....
I am closing my blog........
I am getting married........
Someone proposed to me and I had agreed.....
I will be preparing for my marriage and I wont be blogging already....
Thank you so much for all ur support....
I love u guys.....
U guys been so great......
Pls congrate me.....
Bye Bye
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I finally found someone special!
FUCKING ANGRY - PART 2
Ok, I am feeling better now, let me narrate the whole story last night and tell u how stupid our service providers are and also my photos taken last week...
I was walking home last night (8.15pm), almost reaching and about to take the lift when my phone rang...
Me: Hello?
Asshole: Hi is that Apple.
Me: Yes. May I know who u are?
Asshole: David, remember me?
Me: Huh?
Asshole: We met at Chinablack the other time....
Me: Huh.......Chinablack????? Chinablack?? CHINABLCK???!!!!
Asshole: Oh, or is it Devils, I cant remember is which one....
Me: Huh????
Asshole: Remember about 1/2 year ago, we were at the back staircase having some naughty fun?
Me: Huh? What naughty fun????
Asshole: We were having some petting, remember?
Me: *disgusted* HUH???? WHO THE HELL ARE U????
Asshole: I really miss u......
Me: WHO EXACTLY ARE U????
Asshole: I miss ur boobies.... (He cant even pronouce the word lor)
Me: HUH?????? WHAT?????
Asshole: Ur boob.....boobies....(trying to tell me what he meant)
Me: *Gentle Voice* I tell u, I will surely call the police..
Asshole: Haiz...
AND HE HANG UP MY BLOODY CALL....
Well, I called up 999 immediately and enquired about how I should go about handling a harrassed call and they asked me to call my service provider (Which is M1) and check whether I need a police report.
I called up M1 immediately....
M1: Hi, this is XXX, how can I help u?
Lim Peh: Hi, just like to enquire how I should go about tracing a harrassed call from a private number.
M1: Oh, the caller had to call more than 5 times, then u need to get a police report, fax over to us and we will ask our XXX dept to charge that person.
Lim Peh: U mean, I had to get harrassed 5 times and above before u people can do anything?
M1: Yes...
Lim Peh: Isn't there any way I can trace a private number?
M1: No, Because they had pay a fee for a private number.
Lim Peh: Oh.....right....thanks.
Conclusion: The caller who called me obviously are instigated by someone cos he talk until damn Ta-Tu lor. And also he dunno Lim Peh Lao Niang very well cos whole world knows I dun go Chinablack, I only go devils. His voice is very familiar and I am sure I heard him before.
Conclusion 2: Just because people pay a miserable fee to get a private number and they really can be so private lor. Imagine someone were to call me and threatened to kill me tonight, just because he called only once, short of 4 times and I had to die another 4 bloody times before they can trace that private number???!!!??
NAH BEY......
Enough of my ranting, Lim Peh is Kueh Du Lan lor. Alot of people are trying to bring me down and I can tell u...
I won't fall, I am a forever wont rotten de Apple.
Enjoy the photos!This photo is specially dedicated to Miko, Des Des & Ah Ju, my 3 darlings.....
Jealous boh? YEAH!
Day 2: Taken with the hair show models, they are so chio!!!
Me went for the Lancome makeover at Taka on Sun, my make-up artist, Renee!
Day 3: A different make-up with Nerrisa at Macdonalds
Long time never do this le...ZI LIAN ZI LIAN!!
We in our cyber costume with our showcase products
Us with sweet, patient, caring Michelle!(my client)
Ok....Now the best part......Let me present.....*drum roll*
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Elvis Presley!!!!!
4 siao char bohs...
See this Xiao Mei Mei...Very quickly transform into 2 Ah gongs
Ok, gtg....
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I am sooooo tired
FUCKING ANGRY!!!
Sorry people...
I am very upset now...
I accidently del a whole long post of this post which is suppose to show out here...
I type for 1 hour...
And is gone....
i feel like crying...
Alot of shits happen to me recently...everything is not going smoothly for me....
And to the asshole who called me just now to harrassed me...
I had called the police...
I remembered ur voice and I know u are reading this and I will find out who u r....
What comes around goes around....U spoilt my alreadied bad mood and i am sure u will get it back also....
NAY BEH!!!!!!!!!
Photos tomorrow.....
i am too tired.....
i intend to snuggle in bed with my 3 pillows but now i think i go buried my head and cry ba....
For the 1000 readers out there, I apologize for this sad fucking sucky post....it is suppose to be a good one....but... =(
The only thing u can do for me now, not to comfort me...
Pls curse the asshole for me....
Gam Sia....
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I dun wanna del anything again lar!!!! *CRY*
I like her....
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods.
She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out.
Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.
Air fresheners were hung everywhere.
Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to
purchase a new place.
The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going.
He told her the saga of the rotting house.
She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
She agreed, and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home, including the curtain rods.
My company dinner....
Hi guys,
I have nothing much to write but I have some photos to let u drool....
Not drool on me, u idiot....NOT my bikini photos...
is my company dinner last night, a farewell dinner actually...
This guy is actually my boss's boss's boss's boss leaving to UK (i think) for a new role, he will still be in BP lar but not with us lar so is consider a farewell also lor...
People had been complaining that I write too much and my photos getting lesser. U know lar, when a woman hor, get single for too long, they tend to undergo a process which result in being label as an "Old Maid" and yup, that's me.
Ok, Mai Lor Soh...lai lai laiErm....solli, me playing with my colleague's son's sunglasses when in her car but cute, right?
Hai Tien Lo Chinese Restaurant @ Pan Pacific!! View is great but food erm.... abit S*X
My fav salesman who is quite a regular in my blog, Honda-Siao-Eric!! I told him that he just look more and more like gay now, do u have the same sentiments?
This guy is dunno how level higher than me and I think he should be reading this soon. I am not too sure what his position is in BP cos I am only a small fry but try to imagine that I am, on not the ground floor but basement and he is at least at the 15 storey....Hey Vincent, nice knowing u! U are funny!
Our 8 course dinner menu!
I forgot to take the 1st dish so skip to the second dish ba..."Buddha Jump over the wall", not bad but mushroom too big and I HATE MUSHROOM!
This image is decieving...My company is not so cheapskate to let us eat prawn hor, this is LOBSTER, k! L-o-b-s-t-e-r HOR. But I cannot understand why people will cook LOBSTER in chili...HOW TO TASTE THE FRESHNESS OF THE BLOODY LOBSTER??!!!?? (FYI I dun take chili)
Nothing worth mentioning cos is mushroom and I really never fancy vegetables so we shall skip to the next one
Left: Red Garoupa with dunno what, I dunno what's the dunno what cos I only take 1 mouth, discover got bones, spit out the whole thing and ask them to clear this dish. I hate fish with bones... On the right: Braised Chicken, very nice but abit too salty for me, I have sweet tooth, remember?
One thing I could never understand why the chinese hor, serve u so many food, make u full full liao then in the middle of the course serve noodle??!! How to eat???
I dunno why this pic is here, i dun have the intention to post it up here but everyone was urging me to take photo cos they find it very chio, chio meh??
I think the whole 8 course, this is my favorite dish, "Mango Pudding with grapefruit", absolutely yummy!! I got sweet tooth, remember?
Group photo of our table to end this post...
Muakzzzzzzzz,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I always enjoyed my company dinner!!!
My dinner date......
Hi everyone,
Remember bout my dinner date last night? It was a great dinner!
Harry was not the one who cooked for me though, it was his maid who cooked for me....-_-
He said he did contribute his part by marinating the meats lar...Suan le...What matter most is I get to eat...
When I reach his doorstep, I was greet by "Baobei" and "sesame", this 2 darlings who is the most adorable creatures in the world! I love them so much and was busy playing with them while waiting for the dinner to be serve...Cute, hor? Somemore my fav color, White!
Oh my god, they are just sooooo cute and small!
Here's Harry with our dinner....
Let me intro the dishes to u one by one...
From the left, the 2 bowls are the soup which is: "Cream of Mushroom with Potatoes"
Followed by: "Fried Mashed Potatoes"
Then is some fried food: "Onion Rings", "sotong balls" & "fish fillet" (All which I dun eat)
After that is: "Pork Chop in tomato sauce with Potatoes
Then: Stired Fried Beef with Onion & Potatoes
This is the first time in my whole life I realise that potatoes can be cook in any dishes....Although I love potatoes but is abit too much ba....
Well, I have a very busy mth and I have alot of things to prepare but I will try to update as much as I can, k!
Muakzzzzzzz
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
I am nervous....
I have so many good news to share with u guys...
Although is a blue, stressed, busy, hetic monday (I am so busy in my office) but i woke up to a bright and beautiful morning.
I dunno where to start first sial...
My best friend, Joey is giving birth to a baby boy soon in end April or May. I am the official first god-mummy and this is my official first god-son!!
I must quickly do more shopping for this cute god-son of mine.(because he is my god-son so he confirm is cute, ok)
My another best friend, Joelyn (not Jolin hor) is finally getting married to her husband-to-be, "Hue" (pronounce as H-i-l-l) soon. Her spinster life will sadlyblissfully ends on 9th April 2005.
I must also do some shopping for a nice outfit to attend her ROM. To be present there as a chio sister to give her my best wishes.
Tell u ah, heng hor, as a photogrpahy model, I get to know some make-up artist and know who's good and who's not cos I get to try them without any charges. And I also manange to get their contacts so I can contact them in future. I just introduce to her my fav make-up artist, Kate and request a quotation. I do hope that Joelyn's husband-to-be won't object and decline my recommendation.
Also, If u are free this coming fri, which is a public holiday. Do drop by Plaza Singapura for a mini event. This is the first time I am doing a choreography dance in the daytime, in the public with Jolin, Nerrisa & Noel. This 3 dancers hor had at least 2 years of dance experience whereby me is very new.
We will be doing a short dance, catwalk and showcasing some products, I think the actual terms that we are refer as a "Motion Mannequins" by my client, L-pine Promotion for this show.
We are starting the first segment at 4.30pm, so if can, do pop by and say hi to us, k!
My dinner date for tonight is: Harry (remember the poor guy who had to endure a fucking drunk me on Fri), I manage to squeeze out some time for some time for him cos he offered to cook me a nice dinner at his house. Pork chop with potatoes....Both my fav stuff and I love hm-cook food....
We are not drinking anything alcholic stuff tonight, although he did request to buy a bottle of red wine for me but seriously, I had repeated alot of times....
I really dun like to drink.....
I know u sure -_- de...
People got sweet tooth mah....I really hate the taste of the alcohol....So KNN de bitter...
I will try to post up pics of his "skills" and his pic, k!
Wish me have an enjoyable time tonight after working so bloody hard.
Love,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
Who is he???
Hi people,
I just got home after sending Jolin home, she called me to save her from her workplace cos she told everyone (the customer who keep forcing her to drink) I am her gf....as in....We are bisexual...
-_-
And when I got there, everyone in the pub commented that she got a pretty "gf"....
-_-
i think she had a lot to drink and as her "gf", I help her "ta" half a mug of beer (YUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS)
I got to drag her away from all the table-forever-got-my-no.1-hatelist-beer-de-siao da-bors....
i brought her to eat...and she vomitted all out right after eating...
-_-
I send her home and she pi inside the cab and i was busying replying to her bf's msg...
-_-
I find that as her good friend, I must give her bf some assurance that she is fine with me....
Ya know, it is not easy being in entertainment line and it is ever harder for the partners to be so understanding and tolerating....
Jolin's bf is one good example of a perfect bf.....and I am really happy for the 2 of them to have found each other.
Ok, come back to me.....this is my blog, not for this 2 person....
Alot of people actually suspect that the guy I mention previously is Mr kevin aka Weiyi....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Not him lar....
He is history....very H-I-S-T-O-R-Y....
I am still pondering whether i should post the guy's (the one who I just gave my heart to and whereby I just took it back) photo here...
But I think i better not....I had alreadied said that I will leave my lovelife seperate from my blog and I should just remain it this way...
Anyway, I called him "Mr D".....
After I decided to give him up, I THINK I discovered that he have got a gf the next day...
I am not too sure...but being such a busy man, without calling me, can MIA for a week...I presume he really got one.
Wa biang....Lao Niang sometimes really wanna give up lor....
I am not a player but I found out that there's alot out there and i am very wary now.
What the hell is wrong with my lovelife????
Anyway, i just get to know a nice cute fellow, Harry (last week)...
Poor Harry was dragged by a very drunken me around the whole devils when i tried to intro him to my friends.
He offered to send me back or was I the one to force him send me back?
Anyway, he brought me to a nearby coffeeshop to have some tea so I can perk myself up and after drinking only abit...
I ran away...
quickly hailed a cab home....
all by myself.....
Leaving him shocked and blur and alone behind...
I crawl all the way home....even the cab driver had to wake me up cos I was so fucking drunk last night....
I crawled out of the cab...squatted at the void deck.....walked a few steps....squatted again...walked a few steps....squatted again....
and the usual 2 mins walk to my own house, I took 30 mins....
How pathetic...
I nearly wanna throw my big bag down on the roadside so i can just lie down and koonzzzz there but lao niang is a gal lor...
Not like my cousin, Clyde who pi outside Devils until 10am lor...
Sibei sut....
Anyway, I am quite tired now, need to sleep soon for tomorrow dance's training. I am seriously glad to have all my loving friends out there who is there for me, though I am so busy to do any catching up.
Thank you my dear friends and my greatest family....if is not for u people out there, I wouldnt be here.
Ok, here's the photo of Jade, Me and Kyra wearing our survey uniform.
This is Bud, a nice fellow who asked me out for lunch this afternoon. An artist who really can draw very well. Thanks for the lunch!
Muakzzzzzzzz
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
My lovelife is like a choked toilet bowl....full of shit
Have u ever give up something that u cherish alot?
Dearest supporters/readers/friends,
I had always said that I have lots to tell u people but I always cant remember, right?
Actually, I am trying very hard to forget someone. This someone is someone that I always wanted. Nice, sweet, gentlemen, generous, thoughful, kind, stable, clever, mature, charming....
I like the way when he talks to me, I like the way he smiles at me, I like the way to looks at me, I like the way he laugh, I like the way when he looks shy, I like the way when he listens to me....
I missed the times when he said he missed me, I miss those times when he hold my hands, I missed the times when we went for movie, I miss those times when he send me home, I missed those times when he hugs me, I miss those times when we sits down for coffee, I missed those times when he told me about himself in an excitement tone, I missed those times when i fall alseep on his lap, I missed those times when we meet up and I miss those time when we are together....
Have u ever tried giving up something that u cherish so much?
The feeling is just so.....agonizing, painful and devastating. U will feel that something is digging deep into ur heart and no tears will flow down now cos it is far too pain for u to bear.
U may asked me why I have to give him up since he is so great.
I have to.
Cos we are not fated to be together and his heart dun belong to me. I just cant get into his piority list.
U may wonder....Since I have such strong character, why didnt I fight for my own happiness?
I did.
And I tried very hard.
I think I just dun have the energy to fight off other women who are vying for his attention.
I dunno how important I am to him and I dunno what position I am in his heart, I been trying very hard to get an answer but I dun wish to know now.
Nothing else matter since I decided to give him up.
Dun worry people, I am fine (I swear). I wont die just because of a guy.
Love,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
When I love someone, I always foolishly give out my 100%
P/s: IT IS DEVILS NIGHT AGAIN TONIGHT!!!!!!
My life is in a pile of shit...
I seriously wanna blog properly tonight....I wanna post some interesting sextoys photos which i receive from a email and i find them rather amusing...
But...Lim peh got sore eyes....damn pain lor...I need to see the doctor soon, now waiting nia..
22 mins more....
Might as well get some medicine for my cough...*innocent face*
Wa lan noi...when I got home hor, there was no food on the dining table!!!
My mum have kindly distribute out my dinner to the neighbours...Haiz..I dun blame her cos I have her character as well, too chin cai......
I am feeling so down...
I think because my menses is coming soon (suppose to due in 2 days time so BEWARE!!!)
I have no one to love ................. =(
I have no dinner tonight............... =(
I have a sore right eye................ =(
I have menses soon......................=(
I only slept for 3 hours last night.... =(
And the worst thing of all.............
I had put on weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =(
Ok....gtg....prepare to be drown by my lor-soh family doctor's saliva....
Bye~~~~
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
The depressing lai ang pigP/s: I promise i blog soon, k....i am suffering from CBD.....
My precious....
I dunno how many of u know but I am a hardcore smoker.... I love to smoke alot and I can smoke alot...
Cigarette had always been my most precious belongings, I have never give up smoking for anyone yet and I seriously had never tot about quitting.
Whenever i went to see my lor-soh-family-doctor, he will ask me to cut down on my ciggarette...he said if i dun cut down my cigarette, my cough will never recover...
My cough is those loud and long kind, especially when I lie down to sleep, I will cough. When I close my eyes, I will cough. When I am in an air-con room, I will cough. And it is getting more serious when I start to fall in love with "Texas 5 Menthol Ice". I love how icy it is, how the cold smoke goes into my throat....
But!
After realising how serious it is for coughing so much, I started to panic.....
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to switch brand! (ain't I clever *smile sweetly*)
Viceroy Super Menthol Lights, strongly recommended by Mr Kevin and my colleague, Angeline. Smooth yet not too strong, cooling but not overwelming.
Try it today!
**Disclaimer: My post is not to encourage anybody to pick up smoking or rather smokers to continue smoking. U die is ur own business, dun come and sue me said that Lim Peh write in my blog to teach u smoke hor.
**Warning: Smoking cuases stroke. To quit: 1800-438-2000
Well, I just received a call about a new assignment, this assignment pays me to smoke! Sibei song! Got free cigarette as well!
People pls pray hard for me that I get this assignment, k! Gam sia.
Muakzzzzzz,
Apple Aka Sophia AKa Poi
At least I know what's killing me
Pathetic life...
I am sorry for not blogging and showing u guys any pictures....
So, here I am.....not partying, coffees, working, blind dates meeting cute guys my dearest friends but wearing a my ah-gong specs sitting in front of my PC like a bloody nerd and blog for u.
I am nto saying I dun enjoy blogging, I love it alot but I am simply too busy...I have so much to tell u yet I dun want to make my blog such a boring nonsense.
if u notice, there are more and more flamers who tagged me. Well, as i always said and I must repeat myself again...
LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM OR JUST FUCK OFF
I seriously got no time to bother with babarian dogs who are air heads. I have lots of assignments coming up and I would rather spend my precious time making money.
Well, mai lor soh, let's browse the pic!I manage to leech some photos from Ah ju's blog, this is what we did in bangkok. I would call this "A series of stupid facial expressions"
Me....if u notice carefully, our "Nu" (anger) seems so idiotic...
We had a unexpected devils gathering last last fri, almost all our kahkis were there and I am soooooooo happy to see them!!! ya, was drunk again...thankyou...All the girls!!!! (except limpeh, I thinking I was busy drinking at the other side of the room)
Luckily I got to join in the guy's gang but I still love them!!!
Announcement: Dear fellow devils khakis, pls kindly make urself available for every first fri of each mth. Everyone will have to turn up for this gathering HOR! Miko will send an mass sms to remind everyone.I went down devils again on Fri (remember i said i quitted that night?) Sorry but was dragged down by my Sherry dear but I truely enjoyed myself!! ya, I got drunk again.....
When Sherry & I went over to Newton to fill our hungry stomach, we get to know 2 friends at the next table. They manage to sneak over and join our table because he was holding a PSP (Play Station Portable)!!!! I was lemming for one sial!!!
Sorry but I cant seems to remember their name cos they are not local but the one hiding is Sherry's friend who is a DJ at some club...
Me and erm..... This guy is from London...
Me and Eh.....This guy is from Hongkong....
Sherry and Mr Dj.....(He simply loves to cover himself....)
On Sat, Me and Kyra went out early for a nice dinner @ a Mexican Restaurant, Clarke Quay. This is Kyra and her tomato soup.....Chio hor? Her hor, not the tomato soup...
Kyra and her dunno simi grilled prawn with cheese, green pepper, tartar sauce, rice and torillas ah...
Me and my Shredded beff with cheese, green pepper, tartar sauce, rice and torillas ah...
The waiter had alreadied warn us of the big potion but I die die dun trust him....I left with about $15 i believe...
Well, check out my phone bill, whopping $280.95!! WA LAN NOI, this mth broke already lor...Nah Bey....
Well, I am cutting down all my shows now cos I seriously need to find a bf so I can marry early....I got no place to store my shoes & clothes liao!!!
Muakzzzzzz,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
The lazy blogger
