No Title lar....

Gosh....I really dunno what to blog already...run out of ideas...

Anyway, I do remember the lesson that I was suppose to post and give to our Male species out there BUT I need to do some research first. I need to check up the net, go thru some books and I will turn u into a fine gentleman. Dun laugh at me for being stupid hor...cos I realise alot of man dun even know the simple social etiquette.

Anyway, my mood suxs today...If u had counted the days.....

It is the PMS period....

Which means...Lim Peh lai ang...

I got to explain again and again to let u guys out there understand what is this shit about...

In actual term what we call Menstruation or in simple we call it Period....it is : the monthly process of discharging blood and other matter from the womb that occurs between puberty and menopause in women and female primates who are not pregnant and in lagi simple singlish...we called it LAI ANG.....

And it means I AM IN A FUCKING BAD MOOD AND HAVE THE TENDENCY TO BITE ANYONE WHO COME AND STEP ON MY TAIL....hmmm.....I wonder why the dictionary never mention to warn the guys to steer clear of woman who got AV leh...I think is a great idea wor...

Anyway, I am really tired...I got to be a good gal and sleep early tonight cos I got to work tomorrow.

Tue - I will be at Central Mall, working from 10pm to 1am...I am sure I will be crawling home tomorrow cos I am promoting shooters and confirm I need to drink alot which I hate!

Wed - Having Dinner with Kelly Koh

Thur - Standby for any jobs

Fri - Standby also

Sat - Working at Central Mall again

Sun - preparing Christmas pressies

Well, so far this week I am not so busy lar...but not busy is not a good thing cos no money leh...FUCK..

Well, I got to work le...I dun think i will be updating often this week, take car hor..bye bye

Morning.....

Good Morning....well, I dun expect u guys to be reading my blog 6.40am in the morning lor...but lim peh is now typing this at 6.40am in the morning lor...

I just got home.....

Well, yesterday was my first time and first day promoting Guiness Stout...Well, is was very tiring....I was so tired...it is really not easy to handle 2 jobs in a day lor....BUT.....I still manage to pop over to Devils...Wooohooooo

My dear sis, Elaine was there and FUCK LOR...i forgot to take pictures with her...Nay Beh... Damn disappointed....

I met a few readers while I was at devils...

Jack - It was great to see u...Although u came only because Chinablack was too bad but finally I got to see ur real face...U look very skinny in person wor..

XXX - Sorry but i forgot ur name, u approached me while I was dancing on the pole, thanks for reading my blog...

Herbert - DEARIE!!! It was great great great to see ya!!!! (He was the one who email me his opinion regarding my question bout the shell prawn thingy)

Let's view the pics....

Me dancing on the pole and Max Max took this for me....


Herbert dear!! Yandao hor!!!


Erm...Dun -_- me hor...i was quite boh liao in Des's car and decided to take some pictures...he rolled down the windows cos Miko darling was not feeling well and i decided to......





Wei wei...I am famous for being a Siao Char Boh hor...anyway, life is just bout enjoying, right?

Then on sat, I went to work again...Selling Guiness....(Thanks to Jolin for letting me have this assigment cos she know I damn broke and cos she read my blog...haha) After I finished promoting...I went to Taopayoh to meet Des Des, Miko and Max for movie...

Now Now...u all might wonder whether Des Des and Max Max will be Miko and my potiential bf, right? Since we seems to be double dating...Nononono...Actually...Max and Des is the couple and Miko and I is the other couple..thankyouverymuch...

After watching Incredibles (me for the second time and the rest first time) It was still funny for me!! We decided to self-take photo. (**Note: We used the self-timer mode)


If u look abit closely, Des Des is trying to be the Onion head (I called the character that) which is the bad guy and we trying to fight him!


Then after movie, we went to Marina South for some arcade games...


See we 2 so serious...


Then we played this...



We played this....I won!!! (They dunno I am really good lor *proud*)


Then I...erm...die die want this....


Can see more clearly now?


Erm...-_-


Drummer of today.....


Then i force them to take pictures again...


Then we had a game of pool...God....my pose damn nice but I lost until "Teng Kor"....


Then we went to Geylang to have some soya milk and Youtiao....


Ok....Now is time for me to sleep le...Got a torture session....my facial.....Muakzzzz

Table Table Table Table Table

Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People Hi People

WoooohoooO!! IT IS FRI FINALLY!!!! I am sure u all know lar....Every fri I will have this "table" shits....

Well Well...I got assignment tonight! Selling Gusiness Stout at those coffeeshops. 7pm to 11pm. Then after that I will head down to my second home...DEVILSBAR!!!

My dear sis, Elaine Aka SS (yeah, the famous SS's pose if from here) will be going down to devils also, those who want to see pretty gals flocked together, head down to devils tonight hor. Do come and tell me u are my reader, I will look a bit fierce but just quickly say "hi, I am ur reader" and u will see the sweetest smile from me le!

I got to apologize here to the members of Celica Car Club. I am so sorry, I received a last min call at 1am for this assignment. U all know lar, I damn broke, dun work cannot...."Mei Ren Yang". So sorry about being unable to attend the BBQ gathering.

Well Well.....erm....my uniform tonight is a black top and black skirt with black boots....If u all saw me in devils tonight with black boots, dun pengz hor....I also dun wish to wear boots to devils...My god....

It will be my turn to hibernate during the weekend le, Miko had her turn and now is my turn....God...I need more rest sial..

Btw, I had a chat with darling Miko just now and i decided to give u all a lesson on "The correct ways to date a gal out and impress her"

Good? Gals are damn mafan lor...So many things to take note...Guys different....Give them..

01. Blowjob
02. Blowjob
03. Blowjob
04. Blowjob
05. Blowjob
06. Blowjob
07. Blowjob
08. Blowjob
09. Blowjob
10. Blowjob

And U can keep them happy le.

Cheers,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
Devilsbar Rocks!!

P/s: Sorry, not much pics cos I damn lazy. But i will try to take some tonight, k!

Boring....

Haiz....mood sux....think u all know why lar...

Wei wei...I not having a baby hor....dunno which idiot use my name and tag said I am having BB.....

I really wish to have one but nah bay...People got no money, no husband...not even BF...how the hell I going to have BB??? With my pinky vibrator???

Talking bout vibrator....Click Here

Erm.....I broke again....

Ya...damn broke....I realise this month I been busy with all my stuff, interviews, auditions...but not much assignments..I said before le...When I get my pay, I happy for 3 days...and cry for 3 freaking weeks...PUI!!

Oh ya, yesterday received a suprise SMS from Des Des's colleague's friend. Well, this fellow, Jamie president of this Celica Car Club, told me that some of their memebers had been foloowing my blog rather closely and invited me to go down to their BBQ gathering this coming Fri as a "Celebrity Guest" Gosh...So honour.... Quite paisey sial....

So, if anyone of u out there who owns a celica or love celica, can try going "HERE

Oh ya...My reader hit 800 le!!! Wohoooo!! 200 more to go....Thanks for the support...i also dunno why I so crazy bout my blog and why u all so crazy bout my life....But having so many people who came in daily to read bout my life hor
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LIM PEH DUN WANT TO UPDATE ALSO CANNOT....will bu hao yi si leh...

No matter who u are out there, whether u find me bitchy, ugly, monster, shit, bimbo, airhead or slut.I really dun give a damn but sincerely thanks u for taking the trouble to come in to this forever-loading-page. *smile sweetly* People, I know I have too many pics and I am so sorry but without pictures, my blog will be so bloody boring.

Tonight I am going for my waxing.....*OUCH* and doing some christmas W-I-N-D-O-W shopping (I broke, remember?)

Love, as always
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
Love me for who I am Or Fuck Off

Lalalalalalalaaaaaaa

Well, I got nothing much to blog....but I found the stuff i type below last time. Damn long long time ago, i think I type out this in July or something....

U know what's the most important a man must have and what we gals are look out for? It is not...

1. Cash (Eh...i dun mean dun need but plus minus (in hokkien) must have abit lar, ah boh how to eat?)

2. Car (Sg got buses...MRT and cabs leh..)

3. Condo (We have HDBs and bungalows, semi-D, terraces....)

4. Credit Card (Atms, Cheques and even Debit cards are widely used now...oh ya..now even got the POSB blue card which we can withdraw money overseas..Guys, dun say ur credit card over credit limit hor...)

5. Career ( Yes...this is imprt but if u dun have what i mention below, u cant have it also...)

What i want to talk about is "RESPONSIBLITY" with a big R.

This is not something which the Male Species must possess. Even the women also must have it. And I am included inside lor (THE WOMEN PART) , although I LOOK like an Ah Gua and which is in between but I AM NOT AH GUA hor....so dun crack ur brain and trying to help me figure whether u should put me in the "Male Species" or the "Women Species" thankyouverymuch.

When u work, u got to be responsible and commit to ur job.

When u are at home, be it to ur Mummy/Daddy or Siblings, u got to be responsible towards them as well.

Ur wife and even gf and even friends, u got to responsible towards them as well.

When u done something wrong, you will have be admit its ur mistake and be responsible for ur actions.

Do remember that.....

**Note: The article above only state MY BLOODY point of view, k and I dun mean all the men out there ok? I am not sexist hor. I still love men!

Hahaha...I read liao I want to laugh sial...how come i type such stuff...pengz...

Oh ya...Christmas is coming soon and die leh...I havent make my list yet...

I got lots of pressie to buy...bo bian...friends too many...

Going to be damn broke again...

I try update again with pics, k! In the meantime, check out my previous blog which is on ur left side....August and Sep posts are very interesting... =D

Monday always blue....

Why huh??? Why Mon always so blue??? Eh...I not really very blue lar but damn sian...got a long way to go sial....Anyway, this week i am q-u-i-t-e free....I am saving all my time for promo jobs....

Oh ya......I quitted Devils..........
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For this week only.....hahahaha

Going for camping with Des Des Darling, Max Darling And Miko Darling on Fri night! Wooohooo! Cant wait sial!! I been wanting to camp long time le....We plan to camp till Sat morning then the rest can go tanning, while playing-hide-and-seek-with-the-sun-de-me will hide inside the tent! Interesting hor? Maybe we can go science centre after that! Shoik! Glad to have so many interesting friends in my life sial.

Friend are darn important. Although some are just passing by but when u think back the memories that all of u shared together, it is just so sweet.

I started this blog thingy for my sister, Elaine initially. I then realise, "hey, it is not easy to capture good memories" hence, this blog. Ok Ok, I admit, my memory is freaking poor also.

Anyway, remembered I went to Kallang to give my moral support for the 2 skaters, Adrian and Kelvin. Check out the pics below. Weather was damn bad, rain and sunny then cloudy...Nearly fainted sial. This 2 fellows said that I wouldn't turn up but they were so wrong....They forgot how siao and steady I am de....hahahaha

Erm....I asked Kelvin to pose nice nice but I think he trying to act cute...


He was practising and I took this candid shot...not purposely but then....nice, right?


This 2 best friends....so closed until I miss Miko so much sial....


The carnival....



How can i not Zi Lian....


This cool guy competing with the others...


3 person who are injuried.....
Kelvin (left) - Fell down when blading....hurt his left arm...quite serious...
Apple (Lim peh) - Got hit when playing paint balls...Lots of bruises on body....
Adrian (right) - Fell down when blading also...hurt his left leg...damn serious...


The champion!!!


Look at the gold medal...


Because of the stupid rain...Kelvin's race was cancelled...he was so disppointed...Haiz....he waited so long for his first competition....Dearie, I believe the next one will be here soon, k!

Btw, Kelvin is willing to give out his number to know more girls...he is humourous, handsome, cute, sweet...what more can i say? He actually asked me to post his number up here but then...i dun want to get kill leh....So, gals, do email me, k!

P/s: My blog is REALLY is not a match-making agency hor....

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck....

Before I go on....actually i had a wonderful time yesterday night (my hot date, remember?) and today was a great day...

Except....LIM PEH LOST MY WALLET....

Fuck sial...somemore I cant remember where i lost it.....Hopefully is at my house....I cannot find and i want to cry le....My Money, IC, License, Devilscard, ATM Cards, Debit Card....ALL FUCKING GONE....

I really hope there are kind soul out there who will return to me...they can take the money inside but pls return my wallet to me... =(

Anyway, I went for movie with Adrian last night, "The incredibles"...was a great movie and really must go watch....

We went for dinner at Genki Sushi...

The dessert...I choose apple...u know why lar hor...


Look like me boh? hahaha


Si boon Adrian & Me in the cinema...


Then I went for my paintball session!! Des came and fetch me!!


Excited me before the game!!


Nervous Des Des...hahahaha


Des's colleagues....My enemy team!!


My team members!!


Breifing session....Our trainer??


Our War field.....


The ammo (<---- Miko....How to spell?????) box...which we are suppose to get it by all means...

Me putting on the gears....


All geared up and ready to fight!


Des Des also ready...but...erm...can he win???


All the members (Des's funloving colleagues!!)...except me...lim peh is behind taking this pic leh...


All of us!


I got hit!!!!! SIBEI PAINFUL LOR!!


Another one....Kaoz...Dunno who keep aiming for my BUTT....


I found out....it was him!!! Grrrrr


2 of us again...Totally shacked out...


Sut boh? Dun see we all so sut hor...All actually go beserk le....Siao le...Siao le..



Ok....then I went down to chinatown to meet Des Des (yeah...again...) I lost my wallet and i still got mood to go out...sibei sut...

Then my sister called me...

I FOUND MY WALLET!!!! God!! I was so fucking happy!! Actually I lost it in a blue comfort cab (if i remembered correctly) when i got drunk at devils last night and on the way home.

The kind cab driver was VERY KIND and send it back personally back to my doorstep with everything intact....God...I dunno who he is cos he never leave any name or source of contact for me...I really want to thank him personally...

Anyone know how i can go about doing it?

I really thanks him......

Ok....Continue...

I tried out a cap which I like it alot!! Damn chio hor?My Fav color...


Des Des & me at having chicken rice for dinner..We 2 actually is interviewing Miko...Damn serious hor...


Posing time!


Told u he siao already...Garlic also attempt to eat...


Then we met Envy dear before going for movie!!! Wohoooo long time no see sial!!


Des's friends.....2 very pretty ladies....


All of us....(I am simply too tired to type out all names...)


We damn boh liao...waiting for the movie and.....-_- .... Our Ah Peh Des....



Apple O Bar Sang.....(Got potential leh...)


Auntie Miko...


Uncle Max....


I already siao liao.....Erm...actually...always siao lor...


Sunddenly so punk sial...


They 2 also kena infected.....damn zi lian..



Ok....finally all photos...those who are seeing this on mon...hahaha....ki siao liao lor...READ UNTIL U SIAO AH!!

I am pi-ing le...damn tired....tomorrow I am going to cheer Kelvin(Chef) & Adrian ar Kallang for their blading competition....