Haiz....Haiz......

Well...I had a normal weekend last week and yday was a hetic day for me..I work until nearly fainted, very stressed...

Anyway, I think i got to annouce it here...I....I....got a bf finally...ok...finally seems like i sibei long also nobody wants but anyway, maybe u wan to congrats me and be happy for me? I called up 1 of my best friend, Joelyn last night and she was real happy for me and even ask me to get married! -_-'''

I dun mind the married part but then, she herself is not married and never mind....moreover single for quite sometime and ask me to get married????? I dunno to laugh or cry sial...

Anyway, this few days i been repeating the same thing over and over again... What come comes...Ai siam siam buay ge... Miko, dun slap me hor...(she been listening to me repeating this sentence over and over again...)

I think u all might wan to know who is the heng or suay guy? *drum roll* He is........Mr Kevin Yu aka Weiyi...should have guess, right? I been hanging out with him so often until we became an item now. It was a sudden thingy for me as well (think we started on 28th June)...I tot i am going to be an old maid since my last r/s...

Sorry guys, no chance liao hor u all..hahahaha...paiseh i buay hiao bai...*blushed* anyway, hope all of u out there will be happy for me and even if u dun...i dun care...i just hope to lead a normal and simple life...fri go devils cheong, a great bf to dote on me and had great friends ard me....I also wish that i will be happy, my family happy, all the people around me will be happy and I am song liao...

My dear Wendy and Miko, I am sorry that i cannot be single with you 2 now but i will not "zhong se qing you" de...I will still continue our siao char bohs mission and i will still be cheonging...everything will still remain the same (in my case, I mean it...) I still cherish my friends and i still want to keep in touch with all of u out there even though i got a bf...erm...nb...how come i become so lor soh nowaday sial..machiam i flying to another country like that...kns...

Am I good tempered?

Well well....skip to fri today cos i was busy yday and today i sibei eng cos i having stk take...knn...have to wear the stupid safety helmet....





I machiam sibei happy hor...bo bian...must "ku zhong zhuo le"...anyway, let me tell u my adventure yday...I nearly toured ard whole of Singapore lor...all thanks to this cute little sweet guy, Mr Kevin Yu...

Was suppose to be going for my pedicure yday at 6.30pm but i scared will be too late to meet this fellow and i cancel the appointment...
My first destination: From Lakeside to Outram Park first...

Then...i walk all the way from MRT to chinatown point, walk ard the whole shopping centre to look for the stupid ATM machine and realise is at the other end.. -_- suan le...happily go grab a heavenly pure ice blended pure chocolate from coffee bean but...

After bout 20mins...this siao eh called me and said " Ping guo~~,Wo men lai shang liang shang liang ba.." "Lim peh di he dao siong"...must "si boh simi hoy kang tao eh"... anyway, this fellow asked me to take a train down from chinatown and go all the way to the east side...haiz...bo bian...i sibei steady de...swee swee WALK all the way to the mrt station again and take the train and he didnt even tell me where to alight lor...

And while i was in the train....1 date called me up and want to jio me to accompany him to a pub for his friend's birthday party...wa lan...i really sad lor..when u got no one jio u...really no one...very lonely de ke lian chong...and when 1 jio...all jio...kaoz...well, i am not angry lah but i feel more bei ai lor..

When i reach bedok....this fellow hor..ask me go expo!! It is very far leh....at that moment...i suddenly think of...."home sweet home.." how meaningful and wonderful is that 3 words...i feel like i am so far far away from home and from my mummy...

Anyway...fianlly i saw him and Zhili....wa...that kind of feeling hor...is machiam....like those "Gu Dai" show...u are the begger and some kind lady pass u the "man tuo" and when u look up at her..she got the guanyin's face...that's how i felt like lar...

And hor...i got all the way there...he take me back to AMK...-_- haiz...

Anyway...moral of the story is...i tot i would get angry cos i used to have a foul temper...now...i just smile at him calmly and in my heart i really dun feel angry at all...i dunno when i become like this...so cool but i think i must thank my customers...for giving me a bad time and scolding me and train me to give the best service...hahaha

FUCKING SIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok…I just browse thru friendster and friendx (same as friendster but more for Malaysians)…found a lot of funny ppl ard and just want to share what I found and my tots…

Friendx first:

This guy’s nick: e_man18
nice to see u..u looks so nice n sexy i like it..can i join u?i`m sarakian..so hope we can be fren ok...muahhhhhhhhhhh

Mine reply:
Sorry…I racist….

This guy’s nick: c250877
Greetings! How are you? Would you like to be my friend? Well, let’s get straight to the point. My purpose here is to look for someone who’s really serious to be my life-partner. A long-term and serious relationship; not just simple friend. I’m not interested in looking for friends as I have more friends than I ever wanted. I’m looking for someone who I can trust, build the future together, go through the hard and good times together and more. Well, we can start being friend first and later let fate decides our course! If you do, mind tell me more about you? If you already had someone (bf/husband) please be straight forward. Well, if you do need my picture, please send to me your picture first, I’ll send mine to you when I received yours. Please don’t ask me to be gentleman by sending to you my picture first. I’m used to be gentleman enough last time till I was cheated by gals that I loved and cared very much. I almost marry them but in the end they just dumped me because I’m not from a rich family. If you already had someone (bf/husband) please be straight forward. I don’t want to waste my time and other resources for nothing. I hope you really read my mail and understand the content. You don’t have to reply this mail if you are not interested at all. Ok, till here for now. Hope to hear some good news from you! Take care. BYE!

Wahahahhaah…his get straight to the point sibei long…

Mine reply:
Ur get straight to the point abit long hor…

His reply back:
whateva u wanna say...

Frienster now:

Hi, Im Danny Koo.. Would you mind adding me as
your friend @ dannykoo3373@yahoo.com.sg? Thanks

I never reply him…cos I too tired…but I found it funny cos he is NOT my friend and since he is not my friend why the hell I wan to add him for???!!? And why should I go thru the hassle to add him when friendster is freaking slow…. Very funny, right? When I went to browse his profile, I saw that most of his “friends” are all female. I suppose is his hobbies to collect ladies photos in friendster ba..

Ok…then this one not weird but I found him interesting…

Him: hi ya missy...think u r pretty cute...maybe we can hang out sometimes...mm 32sg ch
Me: erm...u married ah?
Him: hmm ya...on the rocks...& r u seriously attach??? U mind the status???
Me: I am single and currently looking for a married man who can support me financially...do u mind the status then?
Him: hmmmm if u r sincere to be frens lovers...pls respond dear
Me: hmmm of course i am sincere...dunno ur pocket is sincere or not...i am a materialistic gal and i just give up a married lover...in search for new one...pls respond dear too
Him: hmmmm r u a OIL TANKER?? $$ i have enuff to use & lavish myself & more enuff to share...sorry if its a plain $$ transaction deal, im not interested.. i get such offers everyweek...anyway u jus turn me off completely..tks for the msgs..we can grap kopi if u wanna, im always eager to meet new ppls..u have me no. drop me a sms...cheers

Funny hor…he said I turned him off c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y then why still ask me out for coffee??!! I dunno he is siao or what and since he got a lot of people who msg him, why the hell he msg me for???!!! -_-

Fabulous Weekend!!!

Hi All!!! I am backkkkkkkk!! I had a wonderful and fabulous weekend!! Been very tired cos the whole bunch of us was hanging out the 3 days and had not sleep much. I woke up late today and got work late, 1 and half hour late. Haiz…feel so tired now but got to “tong” until 6pm and I got to give my daddy a treat for father’s day, kaoz…Dunno what time I can sleep tonight sial. Ok, I will start on what crazy actions we had done from Friday onwards.

We 3 Siao Char bohs actually booked a hotel room at Strand Hotel On Fri cos our planning is to drink until “pi” at devils then crawl all the way back to sleep. (Machiam very major event hor ?) We 3 are siao mah…. Anyway, we had taken a lot of pics and will upload once I got all of them from Wendy and Miko.

Me! Before going to Devils..Chio? I am wearing my new backless!


Zi Lian Kuang....


3 of us!! Chio and sexy?


Me and Weiyi Aka Kevin!


Me and Xiao Siong aka Brian!


It waas great!!! We had SO MUCH FUN! I got quite high from drinking 2 shots at 1 go and with lots of vodka and martell down my throat, but in the end, we 3 siao eh were alright, still very “zai” but the guys were all “sey” liao. After having supper at Newton, the whole bunch of us staggered up to the hotel room, we had 7 guys and 4 girls at the time and after the Euro cup, 3 guys left and we all went to pi. (Pls hor…dun think we are “sui pian” de woman, we not having mass orgy or something….) We were ALL VERY TIRED BUT, during one moment, bout 4am, I discovered that there was this idiot who was walking up and down, thru and fro, open and close the toilet door every 10 secs….all these hor, I tell u, we still can tolerate but this idiot TURN OFF THE AIRCON AND ON THE HEATER INSTEAD!!!!

U all know lar, I sleep hor is like popiah one, was sweating all over and at 1 point, I “buay tahan” liao, zitao jump up from the bed and scream at that idiot!!! The rest of them also “buay tahan” liao and also gang up together scream at him. (Eh…they not wake up by my noise de hor) Good, then all wake up liao and all complain. I think all of us slept less than 1 hour only.

When the 3 of us check out the room, the 2 siao ehs want to eat the McDonalds breakfast, limpeh wear high heels wor, “LPPL”, accompany them go eat. When I got home, I manage to catch some sleep for bout 3, 4 hours. When I woke up, I went over to fetch the 2 siao ehs, met up with Kevin aka Weiyi and his friend, Zili. (Remember the 2 yandaos I said that they can sing real well….) for a movie, Best Bet. Not a bad show but can buy VCD/DVD and watch de. Trust me.I was forced to become a sweet and demure lady on this day...i dun remember when is the last time i wore such a sweet dress but bo bian...I am "Qian Bian Nu Lang".

Sweet?? *blushed*


Again....sweet??


U might not believe it but when the movie ends at bout 3am plus (Morning lor!) nearly 4am, we went devils. -__-‘’’ Really…. we went there at freaking 4AM IN THE MORNING!

Pau and Me! His last day that day..=(


Never mind, when lights on at 5am, Kevin and Zhili went off, we 3 siao ehs leh, went to starbucks (it was not open yet lar) and stone until 6am. We then walk to MacDonalds (again.. ) for breakfast (again……) but………..IT WAS NOT OPEN TILL 7.30AM.

Decided to take with him...sorry..cos i think i "zao keng" got to put small small...


Kaoz…. then Wendy suggest that we take the first train since it is already morning. I also dunno we “ki simi siao” already so tired liao and still take MRT. I am starting to believe that we had smuggled ourselves out from Hougang Chalet de lor….We then feel so bored waiting for the trains and our illness come again...we took some "artistic pictures"

2 siao ehs..."Ku Bang" station


Again.....


And Again......


Then we decided to take different kind of facial expressions...

Normal...


Still Normal...


Tonge stick out..we tried to act cute but...looks horny to me leh


Weiyi's famous act cute face


SS's famous act cute face


Our original innocent face


3 criminals....


Frightened expression


When I got home bout 8am, I went to pi and woke up bout 10am. (In case u blur now, it is Sunday le) We were supposed to be meeting at East Coast at 1pm but we all reach bout 3pm in the end.

Our bus journey....


Miko & Me act cute~~


The 4 of us went canoeing, I didn’t know canoeing can also make u have seasickness cos I really feel very dizzy and nearly vomit out the only ¾ of “Lian Rong Bao” I had the whole of Sunday.

3 cute angel before going out to row row row ur boat.... ^^


After canoeing, Kevin and I went rollerblading but we 2 already very tired liao and couldn’t blade fast. I even fell down for the first time and the funny thing is….i dun remember or recall how I even fell down.

After all the exercises and talk cock session, we went Marina South for steamboat. After steamboat, was bout 10.30pm, 1 idiot (it is the same one who off our air-con) complained that it was too early and wanted to go KTV.

Steamboat @ Marina South!!!


See our faces....never sleep for 3 days still look good...chio bu dio si chio one lor


This fellow also never sleep for 3 days...but how come he look like this? Cos he not chio ma


We 3 siao char bohs, including Kevin and himself, didn’t sleep a lot but we sibei steady de *hit own chest twice and hard* zitao onz him and go.

At the ktv, tealover...see Xiao Siong's eyes is closing...(but he slept more than us wor


This is Weiyi's aka Kevin's best shot liao...normally he take photo quite suxs...


Haiz...we went back bout 2am plus...somemore still got 30 over songs left...we sing until kisiao ah...I sibei tired liao...type so long story, I "ga gi" also want to close my eyes le. U all agar agar go and figure out what happen and fill in the details urself lar hor… I am looking like "zi bu sai" now and I am SO TIRED!!! I was suppose to be waking Kevin up this morning but ended up he woke me up instead (PAISEH HOR, Kevin, I am sooooooo sorry....dun dan tiao with me) and hor...that idiot (Mr-U-know-who, NEXT TIME SUNDAY GO HOME EARLY MAI GO KTV LIAO LA!!!!)

Anyway, I want to thanks this bunch of guys I met recently, I really get along well with them and I can say that, they are so far the BEST bunch of opp sex of friends that I had met. (Jing Ying Zhong De Jing Ying) We click on real fast and had had so much fun together. They never failed to make me laugh every single time. :-)

Guys, I thank “tee gong” for letting me meet all of u (especially that idiot) and just want to say FRIENDS FOREVER! WO SI AI NI MEN DE!

Heng sial...my date never aeroplane me.......

I am back....got miss me? No? I dun care anyway...

Well...i am on MC yday....went to see my family doctor and I waited 45 mins for 1 paitent..and the second one took 15 mins.....kaoz!! Anyway, my doctor yday also dunno what happen...abit sot plug..below is our conversation which really make me -_-

Doctor: So...what problem?
Me: I got cough and slight headache
Doctor: Oh...still smoking ah?
Me: (again ask the same thing..haiz...) y..e..s
Doctor: Tell u to stop already....blah blah blah
Me: *Switch off mode on*
Doctor: *Started to take my blood pressure*
Me: Wa...how come the last few times i come no take blood pressure
Doctor: Cos u last time never say u got headache mah...
Me: hahaha
Doctor: Might have high blood pressure
Me: *shocked* WAH! So serious??!!!!
Doctor: No lar...not serious...just in case...
Me: Oh...ok lor
Doctor Anyway...u so young...wont have high blood pressure one..
Me: -__- (then why the hell u waste my time???!!!)

That's my doctor...haiz..he very lor soh one..talk alot..sometimes if u lucky, u will dio those gossip discussion...if u suay...u might tio those political issue...

After i got home and changed, my date picked me up and we went to see Harry potter...Hmmm...not that nice wor..the first one is the best, second one still can make it..this episode abit suck lor...The first time i nearly fall asleep in the cinema...

Anyway, talking bout my date...just to let u all know..he is just a good friend of mine and he got gf, k (nb...told u all the guys of i know recently, all got gf liao..sianz...if u dun understand what i talking bout...refer the the previous post ba)I treat him for a movie cos i owe him money....I got to clarify all these is not for him...is for MYSELF...I am still single, dun forget...

Oh ya...i really scared ppl aeroplane me. Cos hor about a month or two ago, there was this guy who actually asked me out for a movie.And on the day itself, when i was about to book the tickets, the guy sms me and said he cant make it cos is his friend's birthday. Kaoz...he should have told me earlier wor..last min leh...is last min lor..u think i should be angry?? Anyway, i am not angry just feel so dejected..Am i THAT ugly? Am I THAT jia lat that he have to do that to me? To back out last minute? =( anyway.....since i so free now might as well advertise myself here...

Dear whoever SINGLE (meaning no bfs or gfs) and available, guys or guy doesnt matter, i sap ga liao...

If u are looking for a fun-loving, sweet (sometimes), chio(claim herself to be one), friendly (trust me, look dao only), funny (u might not find her funny but she find her own jokes funny) girl. Pls email me at lim_sophia@hotmail.com or add me into ur msn. I love to watch movies, do jio me if u are bored and sorry, i prefer guys for the movies though.

Solli hor...today i lor soh..cos i good mood...why? COS I AM GOING TO DEVILS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SO FUCKING HAPPY!! i dunno how to express the excitement and happiness cos i been waiting sibei long liao...Erm...suddenly i realise that...I michiam married to devilsbar liao...liew..

Cheemalogy.......Part 1

Hmm…I had been such a comedian in my blog since day 1 and I decided to be serious for once…just this once only lor…

Let’s see, what can I write? I been pondering a lot, the only thing that can make u feel bad, sad, happy, go hungry, frustrated, irritated…blah blah blah.. is only LOVE….

Ah…. love…what a wonderful word. It does not only consist of boy-girl relationship, it also means the relationship between u and your friends, your parents, u and your parents, siblings, etc.

Talking about friends, let us talk about friends first. Do u think it is essential to have friends? As for me, friends are very important to me. They were there when I was down, dejected, miserable, happy, sad. My dear precious friends tolerate, endure, and put up with me no matter what happens and what faults I have.

I don’t remember since when I started to believe that life is like sitting on the bus. And the passengers who board and alight are similar to those who are the people who pass by your life. Who are the ones who will accompany u throughout the journey and who are the ones that choose to accompany u till to the very last?

Erm…I suddenly very sian to use so many english words…will continue again when I am free.

Anyway…just to use this chance to tell my friends something:

Dear friends (u know who u are),

I am someone who dun really know how to express my feelings and I want to thank u for tolerating and accepting my bluntness, siao char boh-ness, dao-ness, talkativeness….whatever ness lar….I am happy and glad to have u guys:
Supporting me and Being by my side when I need u….
Hearing me out and I repeat the same thing over and over again when I was down
Accompany me go cheong when I shi lian…..
Lending me money and never once chase me back for it….
Stood by my side when someone talk bad about me…..
Answer my call even when u are damn busy…


Thanks all….just to let u know, I am someone who really cherish friendship, just to let u know that even if I didn’t call u, it doesn’t mean I forget u…(ok..i might cos I am forgetful but also not entirely one hor) and also…I hope we can see ourselves 20, 30, 40 or even 50 (hopefully by then we still haven’t hand over our I/C yet lar) years old time, we still keep in touch and contact each other….

It is not easy to meet and even diffcult to click….

Happy Tuesday!

Hi everyone!! I am back!!!!!!!!!! wahahahaha...having a hetic day today....Went out shopping for the whole day...erm..not whole day actually...settle some personal stuff (i dun tell u what stuff....na na ni pu pu) so is only less than half a day...

This is when i meet wendy and my mentor, Anthony for lunch and i squatted down in front of the cafe and act ko lian....



So...i met up with Wendy this time and not Miko............(I AM NOT LESBIAN!!!) Anyway...went to do some shopping for FRI...18 JUNE 2004!! Nope...it's not any special occasion..erm..maybe not for u...but it is for me! DEVILS BAR!!! TABLE TABLE TABLETABLETABLE!! I been resting for 2 weeks and it iS enuff! More than enuff...It's time i make a comeback! yeah babae!

Wei...cannot say i cheongster hor...I am only doing my part as a singaporean to boast sg entertainment line...If there is not enuff of the same kind like me...(yes,Miko & Wendy...u are part of the kind ok!!!).....(oh ya, Ken ken & Kim Moh...u r also in hor!!) where got life man???

Anyway...i went to buy 2 tops and 2 pairs of heels...1 top is backless..(mai nose bleed hor) and the other 1 is a sheer black top (also chio, k) I will wear the backless one on Fri...those who want to see...come devils and find me..hahahaha

My first pair of heels...


Second pair....


Anyway, while i was at indochine with wendy...we took some stupid photos...


Then met my friend, Rick at orchard...so kind of him to buy us dinner and send me and Wendy home..thanks Rick dear..sorry for the trouble.. =) and when i got home (erm..dun worry..i neber eat much with Rick...wont be FAT...not like someone...b-l-o-a-t-e-d) I saw my fav steamboat on the dining table!! SHOIK SIAL! Wa lan noi...sibei happy...

Me eating steam boat!


And while i was having dinner alone (yes..alone) my 2 sisters was entertaining me....the youngest one told me a joke..which i dun really find it damn funny cos i saw ken ken's sms this morning...

Ok...ken ken's sms:

There were 3 eggs in the fridge. Egg 1 turned to egg 2 and whispered: "Wei~ the egg beside got hair one leh.." Egg 3 hear liao, sibei angry and buay song said:"Oi...Lim Peh is K-I-W-I, not egg!!"

The my sister 1st lame joke:

One day, Xiao Ming received a call and was told that his ah gong had drown while fishing...Then he brought ah mah to identify the body....Xiao Ming then take off the cloth that was covering the body and started to feel the corpse's hand...then his asked his ah mah: "Ah mah...how come ah gong's hand is wet wet one??" His ah mah replied in a cool manner: "Xiao Ming...ur ah gong first time die...of course will be nervous..." -_-'''

Second lame one:

Ant(yes...the tiny thing on the floor one?) went thru a desert...how come no footprint on the sand???

Cos.......



The ant was cycling.....

sibei lame!!! then she told me another new one....

One day...Xiao Ming's mummy wants to open the fridge...
Xiao Ming quickly stop her : "Mother...dun open!!!"
Mother asked:"An jua leh???"
Xiao Ming said:"Cos fridge inside got ant....."

Now..how come Xiao Ming know got ant leh???

Cos....the bicycle is park outside the fridge...


KAOZ...I nearly bu out my soup sial....-_-'''

I had a great weekend!!!

I am back...after having so much fun on sat and sun...i am so tired..

Anyway, was dragged by Wendy to a singles party @ Rouge on sat...it's was fun! Had enjoyed making some new friends..Had met 4 guys at the party and was invited to go supper with them, was so glad to have these gentlemen sent us home. Thanks guys!
Anyway, heres the pic:

Haiz...buay tahan....i sibei chio...hahaha

From Left is Alan, Me and Freddy


From Left is Wen Poh, Me again and Elden


We take so many pics until dunno what to take liao and Mr Alan want us to model for his car...We machiam car show babes hor..:p


Taken at my void deck, presenting Wen Bo!!


Same Place...presenting Freddy!!!


When we reached hm, was bout 1.00 am...wendy and I had a intensive baking session again...haiz...But before we change into our auntie Outfit...we decided to take a sexy photo of ourself...

SExy??


The cookies we had baked....


After we had end our baking session at 6am...I went to pi...woke up bout 10am(yes...I only slept for 4 hours) to prepare for picnic cum blading outing! I dun wan to lor soh...let u see the pics ba..

Taken at my house...with wen trying to imitate the way i stand..-_-


Decided to take another bikini shot..*blushed* (Namska dear, this is for ya... )


Our journey begins...at the MRT...Me And Wendy


Me & Miko


Finally reach east coast! We all in our blades! The one is red is my little teacher which is also....erm Tommy's...erm...brother...(*small voice*actually is the son but i scared later Tommy wont bring me out)Oh ya...dun see our ken ken sut sut like very pro..actually he dunno how to blade but kaoz..he really pattern king...LOL


After blading for some time, was very hot and i went to find Miko...


Then decided to take off my top and enjoy the sea breeze...erm..paiseh...i stand until very ugly hor..:p


Then Miko decided to join me blading also...erm..dun see she also sut sut pose, she another one dunno how to blade..(i also dunno how to brake until pro lar but at least i neber fall down)


After all the fun, Weiyi...opps...Kevin jio us go KTV and wa lan noi..he sings like Andy Lau sial...wooo...I really admired guys who really can sing...erm...i not falling in love with him ba..*vomit*

Kevin~~~ and his friends...hmm..very yandao also...but solli...both taken...erm...Kelvin's taken by me..wahahaha...


I couldnt leave without taking and pictures, right??


Look what i received just now from my colleague, Jessica who went to genting...Sooooo cute!!!