I am backkkkkkkkkkkk

Hi people!!!!

I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

WOooohoooo I had so much fun and bought so much stuff....I just touch down not long ago, havent unpack my luggage but will upload lots of pics and stories to tell soon...and going for coffee now...muakzzzz

Love,
Apple aka Sophia Aka Poi,
The Shopping queen

P/s: Sorry but i need to clarify, the photoshoots are all done by local photographers who are still in the process of learning and they paid me for the shoots, i post up only for u to view and not to badmouth anyone. Pls give genuine comments, I think it will be really hurting for them. Thanks.

Bangkok, HERE LAO NIANG COME!!!

I am finally flying off to bangkok tonight! My flight is at 10.30pm I think.... I am so happy, after working so hard, waiting for today is all worth it! I do hope I have time to shop, I have such a long list that I am so scare I will forget to bring my air tickets.....

Miko, Des and my dearest best friend, Huiqi is going with me. AND I AM GOING TO SHOP LIKE MAD! My shoesssssssssssssssssss wooohooooo!!!

Btw, those of u who read this, pls read below for my tragedy and sms me ur number, k!

My mood is so good now and since I am happy, thought to do a post and put up some photos before I leave for my trip.

Let's see....

Me, Jolin and Cheryl working for a club on Sat, theme is "Shanghai Night" We look so chee-na hor!


Then me and Jolin went to devils for some drinks, Clarence dear was there, and while we went out to supper....we discovered....


HE GOT A SEXY BUTT!!!!


In case u cant remember who is clarence.....here it is, our Yandao Mickey mouse face!


Bro Clarance, since I am flying off tonight and U flying off on Sun to Perth, dun think u will be able to get back to me for posting ur butt and face in my blog! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Seriously lar hor,Our dear bro (dun always call me bro lar, make me call everyone bro now), We are suppose to meet up for our "last movie" yesterday but guess we make devils the "last drinking night" on Mon since we both didnt manage to meet up, hope u have a good trip! Although we never knew each other long but it was fun hanging out with u. Enjoy ur slimming Gym session when back in perth ba.

Ok, then I went to meet a client on Sun at orchard and I saw Asheley! She is also a fellow model who I get to know in friendster and finally met up after chatting for so long! Sweetie, nice to see u after so long!! Muakzzzzzzz


Then I went for a coffee date yesterday afternoon...I went to meet a friend, Chris who also had been sms-ing each other so freaking long but not yet see each other in real person. Chris, nice meeting u!


Ok, since I in a good mood, let me post some of my photoshoot photos for u to see, k! I just received it from my photographer, Andy who is really sweet to drop it into my mailbox. (The rest of the 11 photographers, can pls pass them to me when I get back from bangkok?)







Ok cannot post too much, later dio leeched, need to settle some of my workstuff before I leave. I love u guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I am coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suay until buay sai suay....

Ok....I think everyone is confuse by me....I am typing this out with a lot of pain....I am so upset...

3 days ago... I accidentlly delete all my contact list in my phone...

2 days ago... I discover I cannot find my colleague's phone (my boss ask me to keep for him first)

yesterday... I lost my old Samsung phone...

Lim Peh is wu gao suay....

I just manage to scrimp and save and bought my K700i, now i might have to compensate a phone for my colleague....then I got to buy another phone for the one I lost last night...

What the fuck sial....

Miko just remind me...Last year when I got my bonus....I lost my phone....this year also....and she said my samsung phone is exactly 1 year old....

I really got nothing to say lor....

Haiz.......

Dun understand why people wont return phone if pick up? I had picked up so many phone in the past and I always return to the owner.......

Why people pick up phone dun return to me????!!!???

Although I have del all my contacts but there are still some numbers inside and which are my important clients...

Haiz...

Later is a busy day for me....I got to get a new sim card, find a new phone....go temple....then cut out paperdoll and curse the person who took my phone.....

The last part is joking de hor....I not so crazy....

Thanks for the people who stood by me, comfort me, let me niam....

Darlings and dear, thanks alot for being there.....

Especially to Kozen and Alan (yes, u, Prince....) who let me niam all the way....

Bangkok soon,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
Glad to have friends....

I want to cry lor.....

I really really want to cry out now...

I finally manage to find the cable data to transfer all my phone numbers to the PC and intend to use bluetooth to transfer all the numbers to my new phone...

BUT LIM PEH DELETED ALL 457 NUMBERS!!!

I wanna cry...i feel so upset...i lost eveyone number just because I blur and never check carefully... and Kan Si Lang and Sibei Gin I chop chop click the "Delete All " button....

I am really damn upset....All my Devils Khakis I lost, Flowerpod gals (about 40 gals) I lost......Models (about 20) i also lost.....my clients, my cusomers, my colleague, my best friends....ALL FUCKING LOST even people who i had blacklist also lost...and good...now all number I must answer...

I am damn sad lor...this is the first time I hate myself so blur...I wanna CRY!!

My dear friends, whoever u are out there, can pls help me inform everyone and PLS PLS PLS send an sms and inform me who u are...

I really lost now...and i dunno what i should do....

There is no way to retreive back lor....

I felt so helpless now.....I am damn upset lor...

U know the feeling? Can u understand?

I lost touch of the world now and it is damn fucking serious!!!

i am sorry to repeat but PLS SMS ME AND TELL ME WHO U ARE...and pls pass this msg out to those who u think know me...

I wanted so much to blog something interesting after I settle my contact list but I am just so upset...

I got to mourn now...

Goodnight....*sob*sob*
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I HATE MYSELF!!!

P/s: So as to let everyone read this post, I wont be blogging till I got back from bangkok...Pls sms me hor...pls pls pls pls pls....

My collections....

I was at hm the whole day...to clear my room...my clothes and shoes..

I need to make space for my new clothes...I AM GOING BANGKOK SOON!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!

I throw away so much that I was so ashamed of myself...some even with price tags on...I love buying clothes....tell me which girl who doesnt?

I am more of a clothes and shoes person...I can spend my money buying clothes and can dun cut hair for 2 years.

To me, clothes and shoes are very important...even when I go to sleep, i make sure I wear something presentable...not those lok lok kind and pua zi kang kind lor..

Most of the guys (including my ex-bfs) wear torn T-shirts to sleep and I got very upset when i see such scenario...

I really mind alot....even go sleep must wear mei mei de leh...

Let's see how much I throw.....

Oh sorry...before my collections, Let's see what my mummy packed for my lunch on Wed, it was packed so neat that I couldnt resist taking it down to remind myself of mummy's effort who packed lunch for me everyday...


These are the clothes which I wore a few times....decided to donate it out...


After packing....think bout 6 jeans, 3 skirts, 4 dress, 10 tops....


These are the clothes with price tag / wrong size / impulsive items......


After packing.... decided to give it to my friends and donate the balance


These are the one which make me hang the whole night....I still havent hang up all cos I was too tired....


What makes me more tired are these.......I took all out to clean them cos I dun wear most of them and everyone told me it will beomce mouldy....I like buying and looking at them....My target is to buy 20 pairs at bangkok!!! (I still have some more in the storeroom and shoes cabinet....cannot store all outside cos my mummy wanna slap me already....)


I will be working for a private function tonight, will be heading down devils if there is no assignment after that.

Who is going tonight leh????

Table table tabletabletable,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
I loves clothes!!

Modern Technology Sux....

I got my new phone yesterday, Sony Ericsson K700I finally...

From $600 budget, i got my phone for $268 + $31.50 (Sim Card) = $299.50 only. Cos I sign up a new number. Cheap hor! So happy sial, I can use the balance money to get a new baby...I going to dump my "Bu Zhong Yong" de sony cybershot soon le...

Friends, pls take note, will send u a sms soon to inform u my new number which is for SMS only.

Oh ya, I am very frustrated lor. Not only cos my mense is coming soon but I dunno what to do to my contacts.

My sim card can only store 250 numbers, my phone have bout 282 numbers. How should i pass all numbers to my new phone but still mantain in the old one? 532 numbers leh...no shit lor!

After i had type out bout 149 contacts in my excel file, Max darling then told me I should get something called the "Sim Card Backup Device"...

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Liew...then i dunno whether I should continue type or buy that device...

I went to check out for more info and then leh, nah bey, I discover got another gadget called "USB Sim Card Reader"...

What is their problem huh? Why got so mai mani gadgets for a simple task?!!? For busy people like us, where got time to check and compare??!!?

U tell me how lar...u tell me...tell me tell me tell me lar!
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I dunno how to use but I got email them and ask the seller to explain to me lor.....but I still dun understand the differences and which one I should buy....

Can someone tell me asap which one I should buy???

Gam Sia,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
The gadget idiotic

I am a sweet cupid!

Hi all,

How's ur valentine spent? I hope everyone had a good day yesterday.

Before I go on and tell my sad story, let's see Jolin's cake.

This is AM hor, not PM...Imagine how tired we 2 are...


The final product after 12 hours


Look pro boh?


Ok, as u guys know, I was working for Tiger beer as a cupid last night, I quite regret taking up this assignment. It was very tiring and seriously, the money is not worth it lor.

It was quite fun actually except for some stupid idiots... if only they had allow me and Miko to be working together, it will be more enjoyable.

The catch is: Customer just have to buy 2 tiger beers then we will take a snapshots of them with our polaroid camera.

The game we played: They will have to choose 1 of the 6 red envelopes from us. Inside each envelope has a special request which they have to perform to their partner in front of everyone.

"Declare ur love openly for ur partner"
"Give ur partner a special kiss"
"Give ur partner a special massage"
"Sing a love song for ur partner"

It is really sweet to see the guys who really do it for their lovely gfs, 1 or 2 was quite shy and not sporting at all but overall, the responses was quite good.

There are something which i find quite sad, some gfs dun allow the bf to drink...

My god, it is only 2 glasses mah, then gf not happy (Face is very very black de lor). I really cannot understand what is wrong??!!?? For this special occasion, once a year mah, right?

I dunno man, maybe it is becos I do smoke and drink and chiong and I can never understand why some gfs stop their bf to have the bad habits.

I always tell my bf: "Do whatever u like, so long as u like it, happy and enjoy what u are doing, I won't stop u but pls know ur limit."

And I tell u something hor, from the crowd last night, I did a mental statistics and discover that almost 89.4581% hor, is the gf who make the decision!

The funninest thing is the bf dun dare to make ANY noise hor, especially when the gf's eyes shoot sibei fast daggers at the bf, the guy will just look down quickly and gobble his food.

I am not saying this kind of behavior is not good lar but i find it amusing. It shows how powerful women are now which is quite terrifying. (not for me though, the male species to beware) I can agar forsee the future of those guys that they are turing into a henpecked husband)

Haiz, those who not drinking any alcoholic stuff, I really dun mind that they never buy from me lor but then those who are already drinking liao, drink 1 beer will die de meh? If i have a bf and I am sitting down there having my dinner on such a special day, I dun mind having 4 beers lor.

Some guys are really stupid also, why they dunno how to please their gf? I dunno lar but for me leh, I might say I dun want flowers/gift or whatever shit cos I am too paisey to say out but in actual fact and in my heart leh..

"LAO NIANG WANT IT VERY MUCH!!!!"

Let's imagine this common scenario hor...

Me: U want to get the beers? (Get lar, got photos leh..)

My supposing bf: U want?

Me: Anything lor....(Just buy lar, ask me for what, means I want liao lar, idiot!)

My supposing bf: No, if u want, I order lor.

Me: Never mind lar, i dun want lar...(Grrrrrrr *clench fist & puke blood*)

My supposing bf: No, if u want we order lar...

Me: I said never mind already u dun understand ah? I said I BUAY GIAN LIAO!

ok...then 2 quarrel....win liao...cos stupid bf have no clue how to please me...

**Disclaimer: The above is only a imaginary scenario hor, it didnt happen yesterday, Lao Niang is still single.

Anyway, take a look at the 2 cute cupids below...

Miko darling & me!


Me! Cute?


Ju's friend, Clarence who pop down to Holland V but we knock off already


Ok, Got to go, busy busy now

Love,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
PMS-ing soon

Thank you...

Dear Eligible Bachelors,

Thanks for the all the great emails that u guys had sent me. I would like to request for a few things.

** Ur details eg:job, hobbies, horoscope...etc

** Why u want to date me?

** What is the most romantic/sweetest things u have done for ur ex wife/gf?

**Photos is a MUST! (not fair if u been looking at my pic almost everyday hor)

** I really like people who make me laugh so pls try to add a little humour in ur email.

Short list candidates will be invited for a interview aka dinner date and present with a mystery gift when I come back from bangkok.

Those who are not chosen, dun fret, i will pass ur details out to my friends and intro some chio and single ladies to u.

Muakzzzzzzzzzzzz

Lai Lai Lai

Happy valentine's day once again. Today is the actual day and I will be working as a cupid tonight for Tiger beer.

Think this is the only year I will not be getting flowers from anyone...well, think next year if I got a new bf, i make sure he give me 2 big bunchs...hahaha...

Anyway, Jolin and I baked the cake till 3am in the morning...my god...we were totally exhausted from whipping and whipping. She got so frustrated and me, as a teacher keep have to calm her down and ask her to relax. She forgot to buy whipping cream and we had to try out about 4783728208 alternatives....

We finally ended up using egg whites and sugar but.......my yandao chef, Kelvin just called me and told me that using egg white sure will Lao Sai....Zi pai siao liao...

Anyway, i decided to advertise for myself on this special day.

Whoever is out there,

If u are single, tall (taller than me when i wear heels), presentable-looking, think u have a kind heart, loves animal and babies, clever, sociable, humourous, have a stable job and wish to date a me:

Pls forward ur details and photo to lim_sophia@hotmail.com

Pls try to be as sincere as possible hor, dun just send a "eh, can date u?" kind of msg, i sure die die ignore u and pls try to put in some effort to sian char boh even if the char boh u trying to sian is not me. Girls are hard to please and this is the fact, accept it.

Muakzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi

Happy Valentine's Eve

It's valentine tomorrow...I wish all the couples to be happy and "White Head Till Old".. Dun quarrel because of some minor stuffs, it is not easy to find someone whom u loves and someone who loves u so. Cherish what u have...

Lim Peh Lao Niang dun have and I am very jealous envy lor..

Anyway, on Wed, u all know lar... I went down devils and drink and dance like mad...
conclusion is ----- I got hangover the next day...

On Thur, my dearest Ex-bf aka Mr Addiction came back from Laos to celebrate his CNY with his family, Miss Elaine Aka Sugarsweet jio we 2 go drinking....we went to Paulaner to have some beer first(although I rear about 5 goldfishes while the 2 of them finished their big mugs..) Zeta and Miko and Des des came over and join us and we pop over to Thumpers to continue drinking...
I feel so happy enjoying some good drinks with my dearest best friends at such a great place and Lao Niang got "sian" by an angmoh from Spain lor...siao siao hor....

I didnt talk to him much cos I Ah Lian mah...English suxs...I just say..."hey, Happy CNY!" then I said..."Bye~~~ going off"

Conclusion again ----- I hangover the next day again

My dearest friends.....(From left: Des Des, Miko, Addict, Elaine & Zeta) Muakzzzz


Me! Cos i was taking the pic for them....imagine I in the above pic, k


Then Eric came over to join me, Miko, Des Des and Zeta for supper while Mr Addict crawl home and Miss Elaine continue drinking at Thumper...When I open Eric's car door...I saw....


-_- <---- sian until cannot sian lor...

Anyway, on Fri, special invitation from Miko darling to go down devils, we had so much fun! i met some new friends also and had so much liquor in my stomach...Volka, brandy, tequila, burbon, beer and even when I was leaving, I snatch a glass of red wine from just-came-at-4am-Law Law and pour it down my throat....

3rd conclusion ----- I major hangover again the next day...

On Sat, I went shopping with Jolin & Jolene to shop from valentine's present for their bf...my god, We went over to LV, Bally, Tiffany, Hugo Boss....I got so much ideas what to get for my new bf for Christmas, valentine and birthday presents le...

Then my dear friend, Sam (fighter pilot-to-be) ask me out for a Pre Valentine's dinner. (Which I realised the sudden invitation of the dinner date after he said he is bringing me to mount faber)

Wow, he brought me to this Bistro @ Mount Faber. I had the "Rack of Lamb" which was yummy, the view was fantastic! He even wanted to bring me for a cable car ride but it was closed by the time we had our dinner. Too bad...But we manage to pop over to Altivo for some drinks (warm up, warm up) then we headed down to Mohd Sultan to continue drinking again.

I went over to "En lounge" to join Mr Addict and friends for some games of dices and beer (yucks), I lose until siao in the beginning....when i started to win, Sam and friends had reach Double O, i pop over to join them and continue drinking again...

I get to know another new friend, Jerry who is equally a siao lang like me...Keep saying he is cute...-_-'''

When we finally got into the club after q-ing for 1 hour, we 3 rushed in and head straight to the bar counter. I ordered 6 shots of "sex on the beach" for the 3 of us, Sam ordered 3 "tequila pops", Jerry ordered 3 shots of dunno simi "subvolka" and we drown this 3 different stuffs down our throat within 5 mins.

Sam and I can actually feel the whole club turing round and round after a while later. Then Jerry ordered 1 jug of this "Pineapple Malibu" for me.
4th Conclusion ------ I really serious hangover today.

I am now teaching my dear Jolin how to bake her strawberry cake, pray for us the cake will turn out nice nice so i can sleep early, k!
I need to work tomorrow on Valentine's day, no choice, I rather work and earn money then to whine not to have a bf on this special day, right? =)

Happy valentine once again!
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
soon-can-join-Miss Elaine's alcholic gang

P/s: Dearest Sam will be flying off to Aussie for a 10 mth training on Mon (which is tomorrow), i hereby wish him have a good trip and hope he fastest come back soon so we can continue drinking again!

FUCK LOR!

NAH BEY.......NAH BEY.......

MY NAILS CHIP LOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS NOT 1 HOR IS 2 NAILS LEH...WHAT THE FUCK!

I very upset lor...seriously upset lor...i dun care lor...limpeh going to drink like siao at devils tonight lor...

I very angry....very very angry....

WHY NAILS WILL BREAK??????

KNN!!

Oh ya, people, devils tonight hor! I specially bought a pink top for tonight leh, those who are there, pls say hi to me and wish me happy new year, k!

Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
The single siao char boh

Happy Lunar New Year!!!

Happy new year everyone...

2nd day of new year now, am home resting my hangover now after crawling back from devils last night. I had alot of drinks and was so happy!

Thanks Evelyn, Kozen, Jiayi, August for being there and keeping me accompany. All my devils khakis are so inactive now, think i got to dump them....hahaha...no lar, i still love u guys...

Ok, a few days ago, i said that I found a bf...Well, now i got to say....

Lao Niang is single.....

Ya....dun be shocked...my friends know what is going on and seriously, I didnt know it will end before it even started.

For my flamers, I know what u want to say and well, mouth is urs, say whatever u want.

For my lovely readers, the reason is becos, we are just too busy to be together. We have no time for each other and we both decided to be just normal friends.

I like this new ex-bf alot, he was really someone sweet and i really enjoyed his company but haiz...as what ex-bf, Mr Kevin said..."Right person, Wrong timing".

Ok, enuff of my lovelife...Let's see the pic I took since New year eve... =)

On CNY's eve, got drag down to chinatown by Jolin, very blur and got into tiger's event. Zitao celebrate with them...Very pack but lucky we got enuff space to breath.


Jolin and lovely Nerrisa! (hahaha, she got to work)


Me and Nerrisa! (hahahaha, got to work, got to work)


Then we all happily "Lao Yu Sheng", very chaotic and messy.....



Me and tiger beer's sale rep, Leroy!


Then Jolin and me pop over to Kuanyin's temple to pray....tried to pray to be exact....and my god....so many people....2am wor...


Yesterday, before heading out to visit relative, my greatest family!


Ok, i need to go out soon, although still with a major hangover but i need to party hard!

Btw, I think i put on weight, seriously need to go on a diet after munching so many goodies this few days. I just cannot resist leh. Anything to recommend me?

Love,
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi
The fatty boom boom

Happy Chinese New Eve De Eve

Hi all,

Was quite bored now...doing my nails again...ya...again...bloody again cos my french manicure chip!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna be how angry? Lim Peh Lao Niang did my nails on fri and chip 4 fingers...i really got nothing to say...

I paint my nails bright red now! Yes...damn cheena but I like...except i look like a blood, sexy vampire....*innocent face* Chinese New year mah....Must Peihe Peihe..

Anyway, what aspire me to blog today is cos of this person...

http://www.limbueytor.com

This person hor, realli have an interesting blog....i have been his silent reader for some time but i didnt know i was in his blog too till I surf Flowerpod today.

He even crowned me "Princess Of Lian"...really is guo jiang le...

I found something quite similar yet different between me and him..

He loved beer and I love smoking......alot!

Somethings which can kill us slowly....great! (I know is nothing to be happy about but I am just wondering who will die first...maybe u all can place a bet)

I really love his blog for being so funny and interesting using just words and no pics but at the same time...I hate him for 3 reasons...

1. He never say I am chio in his blog...
2. He never mention Lao Niang is pretty in his blog...
3. He never ask anyone whether I am beautiful in his blog...

Everyone knows I need alot of assurance de mah...how come never say I am chio? I know i am chio but i still need assurance de mah....wa lan noi....not fair right?

I wish I could mention him the most yandao creature or the ugliest one in my blog...but how? Lao Niang got no pic of him...

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Anyway, continue my life...I was baking yesterday for the whole day...

My agent asked me to rest at home yesterday and I decided to shop for my baking stuff...and just 1 round in the shop...Lao Niang blew 100 bucks in15 mins...

Bo bian...my hobby...hobbies are not cheap k...

I intend to bake some trial cookies for the coming valentine's day on Mon for my new bf. Heart shaped de hor, mai siao siao. (wanted to take some photos but baby no batteries)

Until he told me, he dun like sweet stuff. -_- Well, I decided to give all to my colleagues
today. I can forget bout baking a cake next week le...

Oh ya, my tagboard, pls ignore my imposters, I am not going to tag anything there, I will just type here.

Haiz...i am in a bad mood...and still will be in a bad mood....dun ask me why....will tell u when my problem is settle...

Happy New year.....
Apple Aka Sophia Aka Poi Poi
Pls tell me when I will be happy...

Photos Finally...

Hi People...

I havent been going to devils for 3 whole bloody weeks....Nah Bey....Means I havent been drinking and crawling home for 3 freaking long weeks!!!

Haiz...is not that I like to drink hor, i seriously dun like to drink but I need something to calm myself and I can only turn to alcohol...

I am alone at home again...well, not exactly alone although I have 2 monkeys (my 2 lovely sisters) entertaining me but seriously I got no mood to be entertained by them.

U may ask me where is my new bf....well, he is too busy for me. Haiz....

Anyway, I am happy blogging for u guys out there and showing u the photos i have taken the week before as promised.

Well, am in a seriously lousy mood now and I wish I have something to drink to knock me to sleep....enjoy the photos...

My sales rep, Benny for last week!


Me & Zeta darling!


Our Assistant! Erm...i forgot his name....


My new found friend cum partner today, Tricia!


Then we had a surprise mini birthday party for my best friend cum colleague, Ramesh!




Happy belated birthday!! Thanks for being there for me everytime!


Then i went for my audition and finally met this lovely, talkative, 38ish gal, Vivian darling...love her character!



My first own dance show last night at Changi...




Jolin & a customer to end the night...


Well, go sleep now...night all!