Boh Liao Boh Liao Me...

Well....I finally had 3 cartons of all my stuff (Lao niang work so long, of course got alot of barang barang laaah) moved from my office back to my house. Thanks to Eric Darling for sending me home and carrying all my stuffs.

I seriously dunno who I should get help from and I didnt manage to borrow a car.

That's the life of a single pathetic lady who is too proud to get help...

Anyway, I got to thank Johnny dear for calling me today (I know u will be reading this). He is an ah-pek *small voice* already but he did taught me alot of things and knock some senses into me when he called me up today.

Though I had been thru alot but sometimes...

When it comes to men and r/s problem, i need the guidance from older mature men to help me. To give me their opinions and share with me their life experiences.

I am glad to have met this man, Johnny who happen to be a very loyal reader of mine and will call me and zitao gan me for not updating my blog. (that's why there were 2 posts last night, pls thank him also hor)

We will be going for manicure session this sun. (No, yes u are right, Johnny is a man and he will call lim peh up just to tell me how shiny his nails is -_-)

Sometimes I whine and complain about what a lousy life and fuck up life I have but when good things come to me, i let it go without noticing it.

When I told people I am changing my job, there were a few kind souls who were willing to lend a helping hand and help me in whatever I can or assure me that they will guide me if I face any problem. *choy choy choy*

Dear Tee Gong, I thank you for bringing even the tiny things in my life which makes my path a little smoother and a smile to my face.

Sometimes, u wont realise it but do take a little while to think when u had a good day. Thank god, jesus or even tee gong for the slightest tiny incident that makes u go, "wah, I sibei heng ah...."

Let me boh liao a little bit more.

I need to modify my blog template a little bit, I find it a bit too messy. Any suggestions, pls leave a tag. Thanks.

Oh, btw, if u are free, pls take a look on the left side bar and click on the videos links. Very interesting and some quite funny!
**Note: Pls click according to the sequence though

Oh ya, I will try my best to update lar but then i very busy this week but after this Fri, I will start going out more and enjoy myself. Pls keep a lookout for my interesting life and my fun-loving beloved friends. I promise I will not be lazy and take more photos.

Ok lar, enough le. My 2nd younger sis, the one with a tigeress-with-PMS-temper wanna use my pc liao. Wanna blog more also cannot.

Later I dio slap by her.

Apple Lim (I just be Apple now)
Lor soh lar!!

I am confused and curious....Can u help me?

Hmmm..

Not that I want to blog since I am so tired but when I was in the train just now after I knock off, I received a call from someone.

This someone claimed to have got to know me in Devils.

He called me twice or thrice before....I cant remember but this time, I was quite bored in the train, I decided to chat more with him and find out who the hell he is.

Can u guys pls take out ur phonebook or recall whether u have any friend name, John/Johnson. He is staying in Yishun and 25 years old. His number starts with: 9839XXXX

I got no memory of him and I know I shouldnt post up any details about him but fuck care, I am a bitch as always. Let me continue be one ba.

Why this post?

Ans: I got scolded by my sis. Second sis. The one who always have a tigeress-with-pms-temper second younger sis.

She said I am stupid.

She said I am blur.

She said I will get cheated.

I know she is concern about me but our family is strange, we scold each other or shout at each other to show our care and concern. We worried too much for each other safety but we won't show it out.

She said with a damn pek chek voice that people called me up to "siao kian" me and I was white white being fooled. She warn me not to be stupid.

Haiz....from my past failed relationship, I guess she is worried about me. I always got hurt and I will sobbed to her about how much pain I got and sometimes I think she finds me a never grow up big-small sister to her.

Anyway, the fun part....

J: Apple!! I recalled where I met u already!

Me: Huh??? Where?

J: Devils...

Me: -_- oh, but I cannot recall who u are.

J: I am sure we met at devils, introduce by Alvin.

Me: Huh?? Which Alvin??? I got about 3 Alvins wor. (I kept assuming is that Alvin who always try to make me drunk with his Martell-without-ice or Beer that Alvin)

So, we compare the first 4 digit of his number and I found out it is not that Alvin whom I am referring to.

Me: Eh...I think u got the wrong person wor...

J: Huh? No mah...Alvin told me he wanna "xian" u but he said u very "dao", wont let him "xian" and u told him u are not going to be attached for the next few years...

Me: Huh??? I think u really got the wrong person, tell me when and which part of devils u got my number?
(Eh...who dunno I wanna get married asap de can go hang urself to death with beansprout hor)

J: I remember lar, u quite pretty one, right?

Me: Sorry, I not pretty de. (Dear Tee Gong, pls dun strike me with ur lightening for me telling white lies, k)

J: That's great!

Me: Huh?? Why leh?

J: Cos that time I remembered I tried to get to know 2 girls and I think 1 of the gal is U. One is very pretty and sibei "dao" one. the other one is ok, quite pretty but more friendly one.

Me: Oh, then WHAT IF I happen to be the pretty one and now u are telling the "pretty" one that she sibei "dao", are u seriously in deep shit?

J: Erm....i am a very straightforward person, I just speak my mind.

Me: Haha, no worries, is ok. Cos I am one straightforward person also.

J: Then when u wanna meet me?

Me: Erm...I am really sorry but I am quite busy recently and if I tell u a date, I dunno u will faint or not.

J: Tell me lar, when I can meet u?

Me: Sorry but I need to put u after 3 weeks from today according to my schedule.

J: Wah!!! So long??? U really that busy meh????

Me: Sorry to scare u but I holding 2 jobs you see and I had just arrange with my friends to meet them for dinner for the next 2 weeks.

J: Wah....very sad leh. Since I was young, gals are queuing up to get a date from me, first time I got to queue up for a date with a gal. U so popular ah?

Me: Oh...so sorry leh. I am busy with my work lar.

J: Ok, then we shall fixed a day on 21st.

Me: Orh....

J: So, what do u work as?

Me: Office gal.

J: The other one leh?

Me: Erm........Eh.....Promoter....

J: Oh....say mah, wan promoter job can look for me, I can find lobangs for u.

Me: Oh...Thank you leh.

Anyway to cut the conversation short, we talk about meeting up and I keep asking how he got to know me.

I am a curious person sometimes and when I want to know something. I die die wanna know lor. I dunno who's gonna tell him about this post cos as U can see lar, he seriously dunno ANYTHING about me and the next best thing is....He never read blogs.

Well, I dunno whether I will successfully meet up with him and post up his photo here if he found out about this post.

But I wanna where the hell I got to know him????

Did someone pass out my number to him???

Apple/Sophia/Poi
I am a naive little gal

Happy Birthday....

I am sorry bout the late updates. My office is like hell and I am so fucking busy but IS OK... I am losing my job on 15th July.

I am getting too stressed up and I need a new change after 4 & 1/2 long years. I hope to move to a sales job, any lobang for me?

Anyway, like the intro of the 4 wonderful ladies' blogs? They are the blogs I frequent and best of all........ all got style (like me), chio (like me), siao (like me), bitch (like me) and they have great sense of humour, not uptight like most singaporeans and get work up if names/photos were feature on the net. (Not pointing to anyone in particular but find that sg is quite a dull place, ya)

I had a good weekend despite my hetic schedule, I tried to relax and make good use of my free time... for example..... Drinking.

I am turning into a part time alcholic but is good cos I can reject mahjong with the reason that I got a hangover. Not bad, right? Mai siao siao....

Before I go on, if u read Miko's blog. Today happen to be our 2 old friends birthday.

1. My ex-bf, Mr Kevin - Dun worry bout how old is he cos he is already uncle le. But no matter how old is he, he is still my interesting friend! Happy Birthday!

2. Miss Wen Wen - I cant reveal her age here. She used to hang out with us alot and we really can be labelled as "chiongster" when we used to hang out. I still remember the times when she brought alot of laughter to us and we did wonder how she is doing now. Wen, I dun care what used to happen or what will happen, i just sincerely hereby wish u a Happy Birthday!

Lai, my weekend.

I was working at SRC, in case u dunno what and I think most people dunno and I always got the reply:

Eh.....Simi lai eh?

Hello, is not a thing lar, is a place.

SRC = Singapore Recreation Club which is near City Hall.

I was doing a dance show over there with 3 other pretty babes but the photos were not very clear and most importantly. I look fugly (fucking ugly)

James was working there and he was so sweet to pack a fish & chips for my dinner when I told i got nothing to eat for dinner.


James! 2nd Meet up after knowing each other for 1 year on the net.


A closer look at this 1/2 American 1/2 Portuguese Male Specie. Not bad looking hor? I think he is single ;)
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Esther darling, this customer of mine, Clarence here said that u are his classmate or something. Erm, i know his face is screwed up cos of my flash. Too fucking bright. Try to recall, ya.


Another customer, Mohan!


Voenn <----- Chemalogy Name

Edric <----I dunno why this gang, their name cannot be normal?

Sherry babe! I will miss u!!!


On Sat, I had another dance show at Fullerton Hotel @ Post-Bar. Big Mistake. It was a private function for all the angmohs and the theme was "R-E-T-R-O". Fuck....I tell u.... I never dance retro in my whole life. Lucky I still manange to have fun and enjoyed myself. I was the shortest there....Think no one notice me lor.

My agent, Belle. (Ex model also) Nice and sweet and gentle. Think my temper worse than her.


Was in the ladies after changing into the Silver PVC halter and skirt. What's so retro about silver top and skirt??!!! See my face know I abit buey song lor...


We were suppose to wear a wig. I dunno why I keep thinking about Marilyn Monroe that night but I know I look damn fugfugly (Fucking fucking ugly). Belle join in the fun with me, think she going to slap me for posting this.


I then hop over to Chinablack, yes, CB, not Devils. I have a CB Slut there ok. I got alot of sluts and bitches ard cos I chiongster mah. Andy the slut! Thank god for him to buy me drinks and brought me in ah boh I sibei sian.


I machiam like Jockey sial. Lazy to change the boots but not bad, right? I am chio I am chio I am chio!


A new friend, Serene! Very friendly and sweet girl!


Erm...I dunno is Boreen or Doreen but this lady has a very pair of beautiful eyes!


Me with pretty eyes at Chinablack!


Andy the slut sian and drunk. He got to entertain all the girls cos all his male buddies dunno why never turn up at CB. Lucky he need to entertained me cos I was happily dancing alone the whole night.


As u can guess it, my usual weekend routine. I crawl home alone again. Didnt drink alot but was so tired. And after puking, removing make-up and koon. Lao Niang found myself woke up with my 4 alarms at 10am. Sleeping only about less than 5 hours. I still can sut sut wake people up.

Suppose to meet the 5 other bitches for coffee but 2 cannot make it. Dunno why except for devils we cannot meet ALTOGETHER outside leh.

TCC @ Bugis. Marilyn and Noelle!


Me & Jul! (I gave up on ur blog le....)


What my T-Shirt says aobut my mood recently.


Jul doing business with Noelle....Hehehe


My first movie with the girls. Haiz...Bo bian, all go see show with Boy Boy. I got no movie dates, force them to watch with me. Hahaha


In the theater., their face machiam q according to big to small, fair to dark hor?


I suddenly ask them to go photo-taking with me! Outside the shop! Imagine we spend $24 on the machines but we like!


That's all! I got to continue working again. Busy busy busy me.

Apple/Sophia/Poi
I love taking photos!

I am getting married!!!

I found my husband finally.....

Let me present...

SIR STAMFORD RAFFLES!!!!


Hahaha....If u dunno any history, lai, wa ga li gong... Lady Sophia happens to be Sir Stamford's dunno which wife and Lao Niang's name happens to be Sophia also.

I was being make fun of since I start taking history. Sibei gam sia to my fellow classmates who tease me so much that I change my name to Apple.

Anyway, I discover that there is a trend of proposing online recently. I got follow the trend closely de hor...

And I tot I shall make use of the popularity of my blog for proposal as well....

Will u marry me, Miss XiaXue/Wendy/Yanyan?


Miss Xiaxue is my blog idol. She is my blog goddess. I look upon her alot and she inspire me to turn my blog into an entertainment leisure for all of u. She make me believe that blogging is a hobby, a passion and no one can take this away.

Best of the reason I want to marry her, I get a chance to hook up a relation with also my favourite blogger who I never fail to read his blog everyday. Mr Kenny Sia. Since the 2 of them declare to get marry in their famous blog, I might as well make use of this chance, dio boh?


Miss Elaine/Sugarsweet, will u marry me?


This SIA lady here is my favourite friend. Never fail to amuse me with her wit and had encourage me alot of things. I started blogging because of her and she introduce blogging to me. The best thing about her that I want to marry her is SHE IS SINGLE!!!!!

Pretty, sweet, kind but a bitch sometimes who make me feed her with gossip when she is away but darling.... I still love u!

Daphne, Will u marry me?


This Tua Liap Neh lady here is rich, pretty, down-to-earth, great figure person. I only got to know her blog last night and I fall in love the first very min I set my eyes on her. Though she got her Mr Ah-Zhuang but I will not give up. JIA YOU, Apple Lim!

Evelyn, Will u marry me?


This Siao Char Boh also another chio bu, but why she siao? Because.....she owned alot....alot....alot.....alot of black high heels lor.

All black. All high heels. All seo siang eh....... Siao!

I met her 2 weeks ago at Devils and I was shock to know that she fair fair, sweet sweet, gentle gentle kind lor...I like leh! The best thing of all when I marry her is I get to share her heels and my heels! Song!

Wish me luck, k! Muakzzzzzz
Apple/Sophia/Poi
Wa si zi eh boh liao lar....

Pls remember to flush the toilet bowl...

Well...

I dunno why I always have to associate my post to "sai" and toilet bowl...

I dun understand why my life every day got something happen...

Never could I imagine things that can be so unexpected can so unexpectly happen to me and always me...

Have u have any friends like me except me?

Let me clarify that it is not me who did not flush the toilet bowl.

Well, I dunno how many of u know but my mummy is a full-time housewife cum babysitter. (That's how i develop the skills of taking care of babies ranging from just-born babies to adult *proud* but this is not important for this post as this info is only important for my future husband) So, my house have about 5 kids during the weekdays and u know lar, kids mah, so short, pee or pang sai liao how to flush toilet....

So imagine when I run home in the urgency to pee, I never expect my company-pass which is behind my back pocket......
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drop into the toilet bowl full of urine......

Y-e-s.... (Hung head low)

My pass drop inside the toilet bowl with the combined urine of the people in my house...How many people I dunno and I DUN WANT to know...

Lim peh got no choice....

I....


I....


I....


I PUT MY WHOLE HAND INTO THE FREAKING TOILET BOWL AND TAKE MY PASS....

*CRY*

Have u ever dio this kind of things before?

I had even pick my company pass in the toilet bowl full of "sai" a few mths back. My "sai.

Thank you.

In case u wnna buy 4-D....My empolyee pass number is 90709 and my i/c number ends with 5360. If u dio, I want 20% hor....

Moral of the story: Pls quickly flush before and after using.

Apple/Sophia/Poi
The Blogger full of "sai" posts...

P/s: I GOT WASH MY HAND AND POUR DETTOL HOR!

Paiseh...

Paiseh....I am so busy in office that I got even no time to change my tampon..

I try to update soon k...

Corpse....

I forgot to post this photo....

What a tiring weekend....

Hi Hi Hi

I had a very fulfilled weekend and I am soooo tired now. Drinking a Mudshake Chocolate Volka now when I went to the supermarket to buy some food the other day. Finally get to drink it after so long.

Ya lar...alcoholic lar...

I love volka alot...Dunno why...maybe cos it the mixture is usually sweet stuff..... SHOIK!

I am so lazy to type much but there's alot of photos.

Fri wad the night to celebrate Marilyn and my cousin, Clyde's birthday at Devils. Everyone was "gone" lor. Pi and puke....Pi and Puke....

Lai lar...Mai lor soh...see photo.... (eh...quite rhythm hor...hehehe)

3 of the bitches at my house before we head down to devils. (Solli....Zin luan hor my room)


We were kena to be on TV with Dennis Foo cos they were doing an interview for him. Quite a funny scene to see the ladies all in pink lor...


Me with the birthday gal!!! (Why Miko so happy huh??!!??)


Birthday gal and Ju!


Birthday gal and boy!


Jeremy (Mr kevin's big brother) who came down and join the fun wearing white lor!


Ju and Me!


Miko and Me!


Rick's and friends came down for a short white to beo charboh and join us for some fun!


Kyns (spelling???) and me!! Single and Available! Ai Mai?


Roy and Me! Also single and available! Ai mai?


Rick and Me! No need intro lar, refer below. Still single!


John and Marilyn!


Jason and Me!


The pink bitches!


I bought the hp straps for them! Cute?



Force them while we were squeezing in the toilet cubicle!


Fav bartender, Fid!


Sing birthday song lu!!


Cut cake and make wishes!


The sluts.... (Notice who cannot understand what is call "Theme wear" lor...


Mixture of sluts and bitches!


Ken Ken and Me!


Tommy and Me!


Simon and Me!


On the bartop!


Tommy pek chek cos Ken ken dun wanna go bartop cos boh lang wear white...so he decided to....


Wooooohoooooo! Steady!


S4!! (Slut 4)


Gals' turn to be on the bartop!




Ken finally found Jeremy after bout 2 hours on the bartop!




Our photogenic Martin!


Mai siao siao, we went sentosa for a picnic session this morning. Dun see we chiongster pattern hor, we got healthy lifestyle can (everyone using can can can, dunno why but must follow trend).
Meeting point at the Hawker for some food!



Ken Ken said he hip hop....yo yo yo -_-


We tot ken wanted to choose this spot to picnic....


Heng is this smaller one...hahaha


The hunks....


Miko!


Noelle!


Esther!


Me!


Miko and Mikko! (Wahahahahah)


Us! (Marilyn cannot make it)


We then went to dunno simi Safra nearby for some food and coffee to relac relac...


Left 4 nia....


Then we decided to play bowling.....


I am lousy...last one is mine score... I gave up after 1 game...too freaking tired...


That's all folks! Got to read and sleep soon!

Hope u had a great weekend and enjoy reading my blog!

I love my readers.

I love the sluts and bitches.

I love my friends!

I wont forget my best friends also. U know who u are. Though I am chionging alot but doesnt mean I dun even think about u. I did ok!

Muakzzzzzzz
Apple/Sophia/Poi
Dun jio me play mahjong eh hiao tia boh!