FUCKING SIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok…I just browse thru friendster and friendx (same as friendster but more for Malaysians)…found a lot of funny ppl ard and just want to share what I found and my tots…

Friendx first:

This guy’s nick: e_man18
nice to see u..u looks so nice n sexy i like it..can i join u?i`m sarakian..so hope we can be fren ok...muahhhhhhhhhhh

Mine reply:
Sorry…I racist….

This guy’s nick: c250877
Greetings! How are you? Would you like to be my friend? Well, let’s get straight to the point. My purpose here is to look for someone who’s really serious to be my life-partner. A long-term and serious relationship; not just simple friend. I’m not interested in looking for friends as I have more friends than I ever wanted. I’m looking for someone who I can trust, build the future together, go through the hard and good times together and more. Well, we can start being friend first and later let fate decides our course! If you do, mind tell me more about you? If you already had someone (bf/husband) please be straight forward. Well, if you do need my picture, please send to me your picture first, I’ll send mine to you when I received yours. Please don’t ask me to be gentleman by sending to you my picture first. I’m used to be gentleman enough last time till I was cheated by gals that I loved and cared very much. I almost marry them but in the end they just dumped me because I’m not from a rich family. If you already had someone (bf/husband) please be straight forward. I don’t want to waste my time and other resources for nothing. I hope you really read my mail and understand the content. You don’t have to reply this mail if you are not interested at all. Ok, till here for now. Hope to hear some good news from you! Take care. BYE!

Wahahahhaah…his get straight to the point sibei long…

Mine reply:
Ur get straight to the point abit long hor…

His reply back:
whateva u wanna say...

Frienster now:

Hi, Im Danny Koo.. Would you mind adding me as
your friend @ dannykoo3373@yahoo.com.sg? Thanks

I never reply him…cos I too tired…but I found it funny cos he is NOT my friend and since he is not my friend why the hell I wan to add him for???!!? And why should I go thru the hassle to add him when friendster is freaking slow…. Very funny, right? When I went to browse his profile, I saw that most of his “friends” are all female. I suppose is his hobbies to collect ladies photos in friendster ba..

Ok…then this one not weird but I found him interesting…

Him: hi ya missy...think u r pretty cute...maybe we can hang out sometimes...mm 32sg ch
Me: erm...u married ah?
Him: hmm ya...on the rocks...& r u seriously attach??? U mind the status???
Me: I am single and currently looking for a married man who can support me financially...do u mind the status then?
Him: hmmmm if u r sincere to be frens lovers...pls respond dear
Me: hmmm of course i am sincere...dunno ur pocket is sincere or not...i am a materialistic gal and i just give up a married lover...in search for new one...pls respond dear too
Him: hmmmm r u a OIL TANKER?? $$ i have enuff to use & lavish myself & more enuff to share...sorry if its a plain $$ transaction deal, im not interested.. i get such offers everyweek...anyway u jus turn me off completely..tks for the msgs..we can grap kopi if u wanna, im always eager to meet new ppls..u have me no. drop me a sms...cheers

Funny hor…he said I turned him off c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-l-y then why still ask me out for coffee??!! I dunno he is siao or what and since he got a lot of people who msg him, why the hell he msg me for???!!! -_-