WHO else?

Ok, my wishlist is still there...BELOW...

My birthday Dua Gee Leh....

Eh... nah bey lar, u dun understand engalish or u dun understand singlish or u dun understand human language?

Did u see my wishlist there I got put:
(Anyout out there, if u are sincere enough and wish to make me happy to send me a birthday card/gift, email me at lim_sophia@hotmail.com)

The wishlist is for my friends..

U know the meaning for F-R-I-E-N-D-S????

Is people who know lim peh leh...

If my readers or anyone who dunno me and want to make me happy... An Jua?

Buey Sai ah?

If u want, go bluff people is ur bloody birthday and do a wishlist lar..

Siao..... leh...

Anyway, I got no time for u lor, I am very very busy lar.

No time to even dig my nose...

Eh, actually I digging now leh....

I wish I can flick my pee sai into ur face...

Haizzzz.....How I wish....

Met Noelle last night before we rush down to a pub for some drinks with her colleague.


I just bought another cap again, nice?


Our sinful dinner....


Damn shoik! My fav potatoes!! Potato Platter!


Erm.... we both love ketchup alot alot alot...


We 2 auto hor leave the things on top of the car and open the car door....i was thinking dunno 2 blur cock will forget to take or not but luckily no leh...


Met up with the other 3 bitches just now again.....


Ju and Mar....


Sick/No voice Noelle and Me!


They sian not we meet everyday and everyday chat on the phone hor... Is sian with our no money lives...


We were examine each other's teeth.....


Me in the toilet... I think i am chio today leh but photo take not nice enough.... Sai Lar


Noelle And me... Skill no good...


I am Chio Chio Chio!


Today, I reach home receiving something... Early birthday presents from GC. Edge! I am so touched. Of course I wont give out my address, u think i so dangerous ah.... Hand delivered somemore cos no stamps!


See! So sweet!!!!! My god!!!! 2 spa vouchers worth $360 and the cleo magazine and a nice bithday card, best of all is the handmade gift!!!



Dear reader or whoever is out there,

Thanks for being the slience one supporting me from behind and for loving me for who I am. Out of so many wonderful blogs, u choose to be my supportive and special reader and accepted me.

If there is no one out there to read this page, there will not be verypoisonouslady at all.

U:

Do not judge me from my slutty outlook, do not find me too ah lian, do not think I am a bad person, do not think I am not good enough for u, do not think i am cheap, do not care when i smoke too much, do not mind when i drink too much.

Love my humour, love my siaoness, love my bad-tempered, love my straightforwardness, love my photos, love my friends and also love me alot.

No words is bigger than this word,

Thanks....

Apple Lim Sophia
I am blessed!

Boring....

I am damn sian in the office now, not say I got nothing to do lar but I am quite moody today.

Lim peh manage to borrow my colleague's PC for a while.

NO INTERNET IS DAMN CHAM LOR!

Ning nia leh, I will complain more tonight when I got time but Lao Niang wanna update the status of my wishlist.

The only thing that keeps me going is my birthday celebration.

My Birthday Wishlist!
(Anyout out there, if u are sincere enough and wish to make me happy to send me a birthday card/gift, email me at lim_sophia@hotmail.com)

- Sony Ericsson K750I
(I am counting on Daddy but blur mummy's birthday is also in Oct)
- Samsung E530C Pink colour hp
- New Slim Sleek Digital Camera
- 1 year suscription of Cleo Magazine
- New vibrator
(The bitches are getting for me)
-Anything to get drunk at Devils bar on my special day
(Clyde got volka for me and the bitches are getting tequila for me!)
- Perfume (Any smell remind me of someone)
- Spa Voucher
(1 kind reader (GC Edge) is getting for me)
- Manicure/Pedicure Voucher
- Chocolates! (hand made the best but no alcohol ones, pls)
- Orchard Parade Hotel voucher for me to spend the night with the girls after devils

I would urge a birthday card hor. Pls hand written something cos I want to keep!

And if there is anyone who is willing to ask me out for a pre-birthday or post-birthday nice dinner with fantastic dessert(I will be at devils on my bd leh), I would not mind. Pls email ur proposal (not marriage!) to me!

P/s: Oh, maybe if u are sweet enough to get me flowers (I am crazy about flowers), u might get a thank you kiss ------- on cheeks only hor. Hahaha

Birthday Wishlist....

Lao Niang didnt know that though my family, Clyde (my cousin) and me was crazy to go to devils 2 days in a row, a lot of my friends were also that crazy...

I was drunk on fri night after Quidam. I went down to meet Ju at devils and i happily got drunk. My cousin, Clyde was there also. He became more regular than me and even had more friends than me now...

I am not a devils regular now...

That's a fact I got to accept...

I went down to Devils again last night which is sat. I went down after my work. Rushed down alone after 1 of Clyde's friend jio.

I heard that he (Clyde) was there again which makes a strong reason for me to go down.

I drank and drank and dance and dance and laugh and laugh and kisiao and kisiao like nobody business.

My cute date for today was there last night too.

Law Law was also there.

Vincent, my best friend of 10 years was also there.

All my fav bartenders were full force at work at live room also.

Such a familiar feeling I got though I was consider alone.

And....I was such a bastard.

I flirted and danced very sleazily with a gal on the platform last night...

We were...er..."humping" each other? I saw that she was having so much fun dancing that I decided to join her.

But I think both of us caused quite a stir..

Now....people might wonder why I always go there with my gfs and crawled went home alone.

I AM NOT A LESBIAN.

I never had the intention of "humping" her or have her "humping me" in front of so many people watching our "performance". It was just went off so ....so .... naturally....

I got to prove my innocence here for those who saw me last night.

I was high and I was crazy but I am not lesbian, k...

Anyway, I got to leave early cos my pants was wet...

Oi Oi Oi

Lao Niang wet not cos she hump me and I horny lar!

Someone (Clyde's friend) pour a whole bucket of ices down my pants.... All wet and I got to run home.

No one was willing to send me home or accompany me home though my pants was wet =(... Even my idiotic cousin want to wait for dunno what friend.

I went home with a wet pants and slept on my queen size a-l-o-n-e.

Bei Ai Ah Bei Ai....

Anyway, I actually did not decide to annouce my birthday celebration to anyone cos I tot I am going to just celebrate with my close friends but when I got drunk, I will wave idiotically and cooed stupidly to anyone I saw and anyone I knew of that my birthday is coming soon.

Stupid lor..

Ga gi wanna make ga gi drunk.

Zi pai siao liao...

Ok, now for my dear friends,

My Birthday Wishlist!
(Anyout out there, if u are sincere enough and wish to make me happy to send me a birthday card/gift, email me at lim_sophia@hotmail.com)

- Sony Ericsson K750I
(I seriously need a new phone and this is my fav!)
- Samsung E530 Pink colour
(Very nice also and I dun mind having another one)
- New digicam
(doesnt matter what brand so long as it is super slim like my exslim)
- 1 year suscription of Cleo Magazine
(I been saving money so never buy for a long long time)
- New vibrator
(I think the bitches are getting it for me)
- A bottle of Volka at devils to drink
(Clyde got it for me!)
- Perfume
(doesnt really matter what brand. Actually each perfume I owe, reminds me of someone special)
- Spa Voucher
(I dun mind to relax a bit!)
- Manicure/Pedicure Voucher
(now DIY myself to cut cost)
- Chocolates!
(Though I on diet but I also will be happy to receive cops I got sweet tooth!)

I think that's about all. I rather state what I want then to have people bought me the wrong things. Any fashion item I would rather not to receive cos different people different taste. Shopping vouchers will be good.

And dear friends, I would urge a birthday card hor. Pls hand written something cos I want to keep!

That's about all. Photos time!

Drunk on Fri night, Pi inside the cab but decide to Zi lian before I crawl home. I know I damn red, that's why i am Apple.


My cute date today! Hmmmm, what should I call him? Mr T?


Me! I got a serious hangover actually.


My mushroom soup!


My baked rice!


Both of us caught "The Myth" by Jackie Chan today.

It was a damn nice show and U must got watch it. Very worth the price and a bit funny also.

I am going to sleep now!

Muakzzz

All the best to me!

Apple Lim Sophia!
26 days to my special day!

I am good!

Yo Yo Yo

I really dunno how to blog...

All outdated already...

Look at the photos first, k...

Another anonymous friend, Ah JY met me up on Thur for lunch. I had Yong Tau Fu again....


Ah JY had wanton guotiao....


He wanted to show me his new condo.... It was raining...


To show u it was damn windy....


To show u how serious ugly i look....


Wind was damn big and Ah JY said I dunno how to use umbrella...


I make a fool of myself at his new-havent-move-in-house...


That's the result of me not knowing how to use umbrella...


No one told me had to shield the umbrella towards the wind direction.. (I know I idiot k)


He bought me fruits cos I not full enough. Chocolate Wafer cos I said it nice and hello kitty biscuits cos he said damn cute... -_-'''


Met up with the bitches on Thur. I think we can officially change it to DB5 now. We are recuiting members soon. Application forms are still in the mid of processing. Gam Sia.

We retake and retake....


Again...


And again....


Think this one still ok ba...


Marilyn is very small sized and tried carrying my big big bag...


We were pasting blotter all over our face.(Got 1 pic damn funny but ugly and I struggle for a long time, I dun think i want to post up)


What is Noelle doing to Marilyn?????


Kaoz....i forgot to make it into a tailsman....


Opps, we did it again... Bought from supermarket for only $2!


Since Marilyn always hao lian her neh neh big. I decided to hao lian my height with her. This is my actual height with her on heels.


This is my actual height with her actual height.


Me on heels and her is actual height... WAHAHAHAH DAMN SHORT!


Decided to try on my sunglasses... Noelle...


Marilyn.. How come her face so big?


Miko... Look like rockstar... Not the female member hor, the male member.


Me....


The replacement tickets i got. The poor fellow had to collect the tickets and send it to my doorstep. I feel damn bad.


I did not went to office and I met up with Ju for a short coffee.


Me with my ugly cap. (Ju say is ugly leh, ugly MEH?)


Sinful sinful.... I ordered this for indulgence...


I like round stuffs... Except Kenny Sia...


Met up with Huiqi shortly for dinner. Yong Tao Fu again...


Erm... I had the meat thing....


Again another victim force to take neoprint...


Got to choose one.. Not this one...


We decided on this one!


Head down to Quidam. It was big....


Still got people queuing for tickets...


We were in our seats EARLY. Why did I emphasize on that word? Sad but almost 1/10 of the people were late. FUCKING LATE.

It really reflects badly on Singapore. Even got ang mohs late lor.


The stage was quite far. I cant complain much since is a free tickets given by someone kind. But if u can get a seat for such expensive show, pls get a nice view....Both of us had a problem cos the couple sitting in front of us was sittting high up.....


My view before the tall couple came...


After that, my view was blocked almost half lor.. I got to tapped on their shoulders and tell them to sit lower...

No choice..Pek Chek leh..

I got no mood to type now.

Tomorrow I got a date with a cute guy wor. Hehehe

Muakzzz
Apple Lim Sophia