Ai Si Liao....
Liew...I am sooooo tired....I went to my agency yesterday and we were preparing for our event on Wed, there is this newly open pub and we are the dancers cum promo gals...
Zeta, Big-eye-Wendy and Me were dancing and dancing and dancing so much until my body ache alot now...I bet the 2 of them are in the same shoes as me...We were so engross and wanted to finish the whole thing that I forgot to take picture of 3 siao char bohs shaking butts so much with red faces and disheveled hair....
I got hm bout 11 plus and I manage to pi in bed before 1am...And I woke up at 5.30am this morning...I dunno I am able to tong how long cos tonight I also have to go down to practise and on the actual day, i work from 10pm to 2am....I dunno how soon I will die but I know 1 thing for sure....nowadays hor, money sibei pai tan lor...
I really got nothing much to write but I received my first mail on the peeling of prawn's shell...I am amazed by this reader, he can type out such a long article for just something tat we are doing often but never really take into consideration....
In case u cant see the pics, below is what I had copied:
I was perusing your blog again and thought it was a really interesting subject. This could actually be a philosophical question. Who should peel the prawn?
Instinctively for me, it would have to be the girl. Not that i'm a chauvanist.. its just that i dont personally really dig eating prawns unless its convenient to consume. But say, if prawn were equally like by both parties, who should peel the prawn?
Lets categorise this into sections for discussion
- The classic gentleman -
The role of the classic gentleman is one of kindness, chivalry and generosity. He would always put the lady first and in return, be bestowed with the slightest compliment such as her handkerchief or silk scarf. He opens doors, waits for her to raise her fork, and tries his very best to prolong his pleasure before hers. In this instance.. i guess the poor gentleman should peel the prawn.
- The married couple with the bum wife-
He works hard during the day, and his wife goes for high tea in the afternoons. She spends at gucci and prada.. while he toils into the night. Housework is performed by the foreign domestic worker and she's crap cooking anyway. To compensate.. she tries to give him good head in bed.. and yes, she peels the prawns.
- The lesbian / gay couple.
first we gotta ask this question: who's the fuckee and who's the fucker in this relationship. The one that gets "it" peels the prawns.
=-== the list goes on and on. I guess it all depends on the couple. But you know wat? u can peel my prawn anytime : )
herb
Hahaha...thanks Herb dear, u really analysis alot in this case, I would love to meet the "Classic Gentleman" but then again...No Fish, Prawn Also Can, i dun mind being the "Bum Wife"...After all, Prada and Gucci in exchange for peeling prawn shells? Heck...I dun mind lor...
I seriously dun mind peeling the shells for someone I love, so far, I think i never once did the peeling cos all my exs dote on me alot...When I asked 1 of my ex, Mr Daryl Tan this similar question 2 years ago...He told me..
"Guys peel lor...Girls shouldnt get their hands dirty..."
God...I still remembered it till now, I find it very sweet of him to tell me that, I actually wanted to pamper him but he is more than happy and willing to pamper me.....I guess I would still prefer the "Classic Gentleman"....Oh, I can get more orgasm also.....Woooohooo
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