Sick Tuesday...

Nothing much to say today cos I am still fucking sian...add sickness to it also....anyway...i found this joke in my email and this is my fav joke of all...enjoy:

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a
construction site.

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect
you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes
away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is
untouched.

He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you
tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he
disappear and I no finda him."

Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't
shovel.

The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but
I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in
charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."

The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the
Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by
the minute.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of
sand and yells...

"Supplies!!"