Siao Da Boh....

I got approached just now.......U know... "kena da Shan"?

Is siao lang leh.....

Not 1

But 2!

Nah Bey!

Before I describe my traumatizing experience, I must first declare that I went for facial today.

Which means I have very very very v.e.r.y V-E-R-Y VERY VERY thin layer of skin so my face will be VERY SWOLLEN like mad after facial!

I must emphasized on how serious I look and how hideous I look.

And having a very ugly face today I wore a cap, loose t-shirt, demin skirt, lok lok slippers with a damn buey song face for my exotic dance.

No photo of me lar, u think i siao until will show u my most ugliest side meh?

Frankly speaking, I dun find myself good-looking in this state lor and I dunno what is the problem with that stalker when I was being stalked at about 11.23pm on my way home from the MRT.

The stalker in black keep following me and I decided to slow down and walk behind him.

When I slow down, he also slow down.

When I stop, he also stop.

He suddenly turn his head around and told me something like wanting to get to know me or god-knows-what. (I had my headphones on)

He just backed off mumbling something like "suan le" when I turn defensive.

So i got very worried and scared. I panic like mad and tried to run to my lift lobby.

I saw an unfamiliar neighbour who is also waiting for the life and I let go a deep breath of relief.

I tot i could count on this uncle.

But i was fucking wrong.

He look at me and then told me with a kuan-liao-u-will-slap-de-face that I am very beautiful (In that state???!!!??)

Oh my god.... I want to faint lor but I cant.

I tried to escape.

But when I run out to the road, the SDB1 (Siao da Boh No.1) was there!!!

I simply drew something to show u...

I was really scared and I pretend to use my phone then I ask Mummy to come down to fetch me. Luckily there was still alot of people around (walking on the road) so i feel erm...abit safe lar.

Gals, pls be careful when u are going home ok. Especially north area de, got alot of perverts around here.

Er.... I know I always crawl home alone after my drinking session but I will try to be careful now lor.

Those got bf de, pls ask ur bf to wait for u downstair hor.

Those got gf de, pls wait for ur gf downstair hor.

Those got no bf like me de, pls carry a strong weapon with u or get a CLOSE friend to send u home hor.

Those got no gf de, I dun care hor.

Anyway, photos time!

Dun slap me lar, the gals was going ga-ga over the jackets they saw when we had finished our exotic dance.


See back sometimes never mind lar!


See....aiyo...char bohs... (I dun like the jackets or u wont see their crazyness over a jacket which cost $120 if i not wrong)


Nice meh???


This I lagi dun like lor....


Ya....it was close.... Siao Char Bohs...


I got to sleep now. I got show coming tomorrow. My first client. Pls pray hard for me that nothing goes wrong. I damn stress doing all the coordinating!

Apple Lim
All the perverts ho car long lar!