Life suxs sometimes....really...
Well.....I think u all must be damn sian cos I never post much photos recently hor...
Paisey hor...I abit busy and lazy to zi lian....but let's see my pic for today...
Went to Rooftop bar while waiting for Derrick to go for dinner just now...
Left is the customer there, Me then right is the boss, Jeff
Another customer and me!
Derrick Dear who finally pose for me after I begged him 144224565322 times!
Camera-Shy Derrick & Me!
Ok, see my pics liao must hear me complain....
Sometimes....life suxs.....U dun understand why in that particular day, u feel extremely sorry for urself......
I been so busy with my 2 jobs that I got no time to relax and destress....People said that masturbation is good for the mind and body....so....
After having my pinky vibrator(birthday present) since 21st Oct (my birthday) till now, I finally decided to use my "temporary husband" last night...(those times i used it to massage my shoulders not counted hor)
Now let's picture this...
Last night was a very cooling, quiet night. I had decided to go home early and be a good gal. I had dinner with my daddy and my beloved grandmother and after checking all my mails, called the other models, I hop into bed at 9pm.
I switched on my orange dim light, turn on some music, spray some lavender mist onto my pillow, prepare my ciggie (heard of ciggie after sex? Chin cai lar...) spray my lavender air freshener for my room, jump into my bed, turn on my vibrator....and i tell u.....
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The feeling is just so....
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SUCKY!!! THE BATTERY'S DEAD!!
Visulize this....U got no bf....NEVER MIND! No sex life....NEVER MIND! Now, even ur trusty vibrator also gave up on u....What can I say? How suay can anyone be? I was so turned off....I turned my body to the other side (dun want to see my "sex partner" already) with tears rolling down my face and sleep....
Let's take a look at my "sex partner" who failed its duty...
I expected to have mails coming in from thristy male species to give me back my sex life after I had post this up....But this fellow below....Leg Hand Very fast (in hokkien mean "Ka Qiu Sibei Gin") Oh ya, guys, forget about sending ur application to me cos I would still prefer my pinky vibrator with NEW BATTERY...
Anyone's Husband, Bf, sex partner???
Love,
No-sex-life-never-mind-but-also-no-vibrator-currently de Ah Poi
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